3 worst movies you've ever seen

[Ra Havok]

Just for the heck of it, list the three worst movies you've ever seen. A link, a picture, a little explanation is always welcome.
Please, no perpetual discussions 'That movie wasn't so bad!' 'Yes it was!' 'No it wasn't' And so on.

Obviously, on any given day your opinion might fluctuate a bit. Today, these are what I consider the worst movies I've ever seen:

Gigli
One of the most ridiculous scripts ever. You just can't believe what comes out of the actors' mouths. It is truly something you have to behold in order to 'get' how bad it is. It might actually only sink in later, but sink in it will!

The Holiday
Boring. Corny. Pretentious. Predictable.
My stomach turns when I think about it.

Ultraviolet
I have had worse cinematic experiences than Ultraviolet, but it's a movie I've seen pretty recently and the bad aftertaste it left still hasn't gone away.
Incomprehensible story, awful visuals, recycled ideas from other, better movies and well... besides Jovovich's stomach, there was nothing good about it.
It made Aeon Flux seem like a masterpiece.

[Telekinetic Ketchup]

Kingdom of heaven

Kautokeino opprøret

Die Another Day

[weirdozhead]

wendigo

lol oh man, just try to watch it. probably the most boring, pointless thing i've ever witnessed. i saw it like 5 years ago and it still sticks with me, makes uwe boll movies seem somewhat accomplished

cloverfield

probably not the worst of all time but it's a recent one that quickly comes to mind.. what a mess

house of the dead

so, so bad it's pretty funny to watch

[The_Standard]

Off the top of my head

Feast

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426459/

Iron Monkey (1977)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076822/

I second ultra violet, it was painful to listen to the script being
read onscreen.

[dmario]

Ultraviolet

Bones

Katt Williams: Internet Dating

[dfbovey]

Cool World

The Hand Maid

Evil Toons

[NickRocks]

cloverfield

probably not the worst of all time but it's a recent one that quickly comes to mind.. what a mess

my eye twitches :P

id have to say
Dragonball Evolution...it was far worse then i exepcted. it wasnt even the best movie evar, it was just the worst.

Ultraviolet
Why did i watch this again? i seriously dont remember the why...i just remember the awful mess that was this movie

The Ring 2
I left the theater during this mess.

[Knigge]

Batman & Robin
Catwoman
Batman & Robin

[weirdozhead]

lol aw man i forgot about catwoman, you know a movie's bad when you have a woman as hot as halle berry walkin around in skin tought outfits purring like a cat and ur still bored out of your mind

also gonna go out on a limb and agree ultraviolet was pretty horrible , and also aeon flux which i couldn't really distinguish from ultraviolet when they came out, i still say to this day they're actually the same movie

[Spooko]

Are these entertaining bad? Or actually bad? There is a huge difference.

If we are doing actually bad, then my list goes

Catwoman
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
The House of Flying Daggers

[jdmakescomics]

Any movie that comes on Comedy Central. Ever. I should really turn it off as soon as they start...but I don't.

[TheMayor]

Entertaining Bad: Blacula, Blackenstein, The Last Dragon.
Actually Bad: Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 (My nephew made me watch it, I swear), The Happening, Twilight (My niece made me watch it, I swear.)

Also Entertaining Bad, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies.

[Huerta]

The movies that pissed me off the most have to be...

Black Dahlia- Sooo long and f'n boring. I tried to leave in the middle but my date at the time wouldnt let me
Paul Blart - I didnt laugh once. Tried to leave too but my date at the time wanted to finish it
Gigli- I turned it off after the first 5 minutes.

[Carter]

House of the Dead is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. The theater was completely full when we went to see it on opening night, and by the time it was over, there was about ten people in there including me, my girlfriend, and my brother. It was terrible, but we drove 30 something miles to the nearest multiplex and god damned if I wasn't getting my money's worth.

The most disappointed I've ever been was Superman Returns, and I was probably equally disappointed about X-Men 3. So there's three for you. I'm sure I can think of a list of movies worse than those last two, but a disappointing movie is worse than a completely awful movie as far as I'm concerned.

[The_Standard]

Oh god yeah the happening, that was ultra bad.