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    Just for the heck of it, list the three worst movies you've ever seen. A link, a picture, a little explanation is always welcome.
    Please, no perpetual discussions 'That movie wasn't so bad!' 'Yes it was!' 'No it wasn't' And so on.

    Obviously, on any given day your opinion might fluctuate a bit. Today, these are what I consider the worst movies I've ever seen:

    Gigli
    One of the most ridiculous scripts ever. You just can't believe what comes out of the actors' mouths. It is truly something you have to behold in order to 'get' how bad it is. It might actually only sink in later, but sink in it will!

    The Holiday
    Boring. Corny. Pretentious. Predictable.
    My stomach turns when I think about it.

    Ultraviolet
    I have had worse cinematic experiences than Ultraviolet, but it's a movie I've seen pretty recently and the bad aftertaste it left still hasn't gone away.
    Incomprehensible story, awful visuals, recycled ideas from other, better movies and well... besides Jovovich's stomach, there was nothing good about it.
    It made Aeon Flux seem like a masterpiece.
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    Kingdom of heaven

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    Die Another Day
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    • #3
      wendigo

      lol oh man, just try to watch it. probably the most boring, pointless thing i've ever witnessed. i saw it like 5 years ago and it still sticks with me, makes uwe boll movies seem somewhat accomplished

      cloverfield

      probably not the worst of all time but it's a recent one that quickly comes to mind.. what a mess

      house of the dead

      so, so bad it's pretty funny to watch
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      • #4
        Off the top of my head

        Feast

        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426459/

        Iron Monkey (1977)
        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076822/

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        • #5
          Ultraviolet

          Bones

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            • #7
              Originally posted by weirdozhead View Post

              cloverfield

              probably not the worst of all time but it's a recent one that quickly comes to mind.. what a mess
              my eye twitches :P

              id have to say
              Dragonball Evolution...it was far worse then i exepcted. it wasnt even the best movie evar, it was just the worst.

              Ultraviolet
              Why did i watch this again? i seriously dont remember the why...i just remember the awful mess that was this movie

              The Ring 2
              I left the theater during this mess.
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              • #8
                Batman & Robin
                Catwoman
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                • #9
                  lol aw man i forgot about catwoman, you know a movie's bad when you have a woman as hot as halle berry walkin around in skin tought outfits purring like a cat and ur still bored out of your mind

                  also gonna go out on a limb and agree ultraviolet was pretty horrible , and also aeon flux which i couldn't really distinguish from ultraviolet when they came out, i still say to this day they're actually the same movie
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                  • #10
                    Are these entertaining bad? Or actually bad? There is a huge difference.

                    If we are doing actually bad, then my list goes

                    Catwoman
                    Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
                    The House of Flying Daggers
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                    • #11
                      Any movie that comes on Comedy Central. Ever. I should really turn it off as soon as they start...but I don't.
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                      • #12
                        Entertaining Bad: Blacula, Blackenstein, The Last Dragon.
                        Actually Bad: Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 (My nephew made me watch it, I swear), The Happening, Twilight (My niece made me watch it, I swear.)

                        Also Entertaining Bad, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies.

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                        • #13
                          The movies that pissed me off the most have to be...

                          Black Dahlia- Sooo long and f'n boring. I tried to leave in the middle but my date at the time wouldnt let me
                          Paul Blart - I didnt laugh once. Tried to leave too but my date at the time wanted to finish it
                          Gigli- I turned it off after the first 5 minutes.
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                          • #14
                            House of the Dead is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. The theater was completely full when we went to see it on opening night, and by the time it was over, there was about ten people in there including me, my girlfriend, and my brother. It was terrible, but we drove 30 something miles to the nearest multiplex and god damned if I wasn't getting my money's worth.

                            The most disappointed I've ever been was Superman Returns, and I was probably equally disappointed about X-Men 3. So there's three for you. I'm sure I can think of a list of movies worse than those last two, but a disappointing movie is worse than a completely awful movie as far as I'm concerned.

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                            • #15
                              Oh god yeah the happening, that was ultra bad.
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