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  • PJ Pencilling Challenge #1 - Hot Coffee

    Dr. Null sees your drawings of monsters and superheroes and robots and speed lines and grimacing muscle men and cutesy little women with the enormous wassermelonen.

    Dr. Null is not impressed!

    Nor does Dr. Null believe you are capable of surviving the very first Penciljack challenge. In fact, Dr. Null believes you will FAIL. MISERABLY.

    And Dr. Null will gleefully perform the glorius Bayerische gerne tanzen when you do. But enough about Dr. Null's hobbies.

    The first PJ Pencilling Challenge is ....

    Draw a middle-aged asian man or woman sitting at a small table drinking hot coffee from a mug.

    Simple, you say? WaHAH! Dr. Null awaits your paltry attempts to fulfill this challenge. Post your drawings here, you silly little bleistift affen, so that Dr. Null may revel in your failure.
    Beginnen Zeichnung, Kunst Wiesel!

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    Time to brush up on my German - I like to know when I'm being insulted!
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    • #3
      I accept, if for no other reason than to finally have an excuse to use a mug of hot coffee as a reference... Also, I have a strange compulsion to appease angry demonstrative German scientists.

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      • #4
        Take that Dr. Null
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        • #5
          You can't fool me into drawing with ambiguously insulting German fodder and doubts of my superior talents. So I'll join of my own accord to prove you wrong.
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          • #6
            Also, is there like a deadline or something?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Spidey View Post
              Also, is there like a deadline or something?
              See.....Dr Null is already playing with your mind.
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              • #8
                ...so evil.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ugga Bugga View Post
                  Take that Dr. Null
                  Was is das?

                  Unglaublich! Clearly Dr. Null must remind the little bleistift affe they were specifically challenged to draw a middle-aged asian man or woman DRINKING a cup of hot coffee from a mug. NOT HOLDING A CUP OF HOT COFFEE.

                  Begreifen? This challenge is not so easy as you thought, eh? And don't go thinking you can use swirly little lines to try to trick Dr. Null into thinking the coffee is hot, meine kleine kartoffeln. You must SHOW Dr. Null the coffee is hot by way the man or woman is DRINKING it! WaHAH! This will test the limits of your traub-wie mastery of human facial expressions and body languages.

                  Do you begin to see? NONE of you is prepared to meet this challenge! NONE OF YOU! WaHAH HAH HAH HAHAH AHAHA! Dr. Null's challenge shall pinkelt on your petunien!

                  TRY AGAIN!

                  If you dare.
                  Beginnen Zeichnung, Kunst Wiesel!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Spidey View Post
                    Also, is there like a deadline or something?
                    There is no deadline. Because you will not succeed.
                    Beginnen Zeichnung, Kunst Wiesel!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Beastie View Post
                      See.....Dr Null is already playing with your mind.
                      Dr. Null does not play with paltry children's toys! Why are you wasting time? It will take you from this very moment until the end of your days to even BEGIN to equal this challenge.

                      Wait, Dr. Null understands now ... you are STALLING! Beginnen Zeichnung, Kunst Wiesel!
                      Beginnen Zeichnung, Kunst Wiesel!

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                      • #12
                        Ya, Ya, Don't get Upset Dr Null, you'll get your hot coffe, just wait I finish... :P
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                        • #13
                          Well, Doc, I lived for 2 years in Germany and still can't do much more than order a beer or ask where the train station is auf Deutsch, but I'll give your challenge a try:

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                          • #14
                            Oooooh. He said "middle-aged". You're in for it now.
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                            • #15
                              Grandpas are not middle age that is old age. I am middle aged and I am not a grandpa.
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