Monstermination Commercial 01: CN Kong
We see a giant Sasquatch atop the CN Tower. He is holding an attractive woman under his arm or in his hand, depending on how big you feel you need to draw him. He should be holding the tower's antenna, either with his hand, or by wrapping his arm around it depending, again, on how big you feel you need to draw him.
We see the werewolf in a helicopter flying in the sky around the Sasquatch. Farnsworth is the one who is actually flying it - the werewolf surveys the situation from the open doorway.
WHATEVER YOUR MONSTER CONTROL NEEDS, WHETHER YOU HAVE A HARPY INFESTATION, CENTAURS KEEP CRASHING YOUR PARTIES, OR IF YOU NEED YOUR GIRLFRIEND RESCUED FROM A GIANT SASQUATCH--
The werewolf has jumped from the helicopter and punched the Sasquatch in the face. The Sasquatch drops the woman, who screams.
MONSTERMINATION JACK BRETHERTON CAN HANDLE IT.
The werewolf, now in freefall, catches the woman.
The werewolf opens a parachute.
THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM...
We see the werewolf now holding the woman like a groom carries his bride, slowly descending to the ground. The woman looks at him lovingly.
YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
WEREWOLF (THOUGHT BUBBLE):
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST COMMERCIAL I'VE EVER DONE.
Click here to see how it turned out. And thanks to my good friend Gustavo Cosio for doing such an awesome job illustrating it.