Deep Thoughts

[MC Fumunda]

One thing I hope to never have to do is explain to my mother-in-law is why there's a bottle of Astroglide in the knife drawer. I know what you're thinking...just put it somewhere else? But, for some reason, I take comfort in knowing it's there. Like, maybe it'll take a burglar off guard just enough that he'll decide the chuckle he got is worth more than my stuff and decide to call it a night.

...Or I guess it could go the other way and inspire him to burgle my ass. But at least I can rest easy knowing that he'll use some Astroglide.

(your turn) ((originals only))

[kman]

I wish that every time I looked at boobs it was like looking at them for the first time. There really was something electric about that experience.

[Paul M.]

The other day I almost clotheslined myself with a clothesline. I thought to myself, "This is so literal!"

I had never thought about why they call it clotheslining before...

[jaketerlecki]

I always wondered where the expression, "There's more than one way to skin a cat" came from? First off, why would anyone want to skin a cat? And secondly, why would you even want to skin a cat any other way?

[Ra Havok]

I've been to quite a few places in the world now, and as far as I can tell, there are only 5 types of persons in the world.

[airbrushartist]

I wish that every time I looked at boobs it was like looking at them for the first time. There really was something electric about that experience.

Amen bruddah Amen.......................But That's what titty joints are for.

[Guru_George]

I’ve used mouth wash to clean open wounds.

[alexcat321]

I don't know, I ponder on everything

[50%grey]

I have no clue why every product brags that it has 0 trans fat.

I think they made this whole thing up,and by THEY I mean the dudes in that Roddy Piper movie.

[theGOBLIN]

I always wondered where the expression, "There's more than one way to skin a cat" came from? First off, why would anyone want to skin a cat? And secondly, why would you even want to skin a cat any other way?

I have skinned a cat before. Though I can't remember where I started to skin at though.