72 yr old dude ,trys to rid the world of BrokenHill

**brokenhill** · 08-12-2009, 02:41 PM

So i'm on my way home from work tuesday.sitting at a light.I get the green arrow and start to go up the on ramp to the highway.I look right and off in the distance is a red pickup.That lane has 3 yield sign's.So i keep goingabout 15 mph.Suddenly out of the coner of my right eye i see the Red
pick up.So I swere just then but not enough.The F$# king guy
smash into my Jeep.He going so fast that he traveled about 500 ft before he could stop.i figuer he must have been going about 70 mph.He came from a 40 mph zone in the 1 st place.
So i pull over and get out .he still trying to back up.i walk up
and he wants to shake hands the starts talking about the weather.I'm like you just ran three yeild sign and smashed up my Jeep.he like oh i didnt see you.but i saw the silver car right behind you.
later when i was giving my statement to the cop,i started
Humming the theme too COPS.Cop broke out laughing.
Any way he got some tickets ,And i got some fixing to do.
My black Jeep's pretty tuff,hell he broke his wheel off on his truck

**hadesillustrations** · 08-12-2009, 02:46 PM

Glad you're all right man! I can imagine you yelling, "It's Clobberin' Time!" when you got hit.

**alfred183** · 08-12-2009, 02:53 PM

Glad you're ok, man. Car accidents reaaaally suck.

**Peter K. Lam** · 08-12-2009, 03:06 PM

I guess LA isn't the only place with stupid drivers that don't know how to drive. At least you are ok and the car doesn't look too damaged.

**NickRocks** · 08-12-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by brokenhill

So i'm on my way home from work tuesday.sitting at a light.I get the green arrow and start to go up the on ramp to the highway.I look right and off in the distance is a red pickup.That lane has 3 yield sign's.So i keep goingabout 15 mph.Suddenly out of the coner of my right eye i see the Red
pick up.So I swere just then but not enough.The F$# king guy
smash into my Jeep.He going so fast that he traveled about 500 ft before he could stop.i figuer he must have been going about 70 mph.He came from a 40 mph zone in the 1 st place.
So i pull over and get out .he still trying to back up.i walk up
and he wants to shake hands the starts talking about the weather.I'm like you just ran three yeild sign and smashed up my Jeep.he like oh i didnt see you.but i saw the silver car right behind you.

what a ****ing idiot.

**thEbrEEze** · 08-12-2009, 04:06 PM

Shoulda went MACHETE on his ass!

**brokenhill** · 08-12-2009, 04:09 PM

Thanks guys.
i was a bit amped up when i was walking torward his truck,
but then this bent over old guy gets out.so i just aked if he was OK.
yaeh the dude just keep yaking like we were at a bar hanging out .then i had enough i just walked away and stood by my jeep.
he told my he drove this route for yrs.I said then yed think you remember the Yeild signs.

**Guru_George** · 08-12-2009, 06:01 PM

Glad your ok and the dude did not start any problems. Sadly the accident that my younger brothers hand some major problems afterward and the lady is still trying to sue them.