mixed martial art fighter vs Beast

[Travis Anderson]

To defeat anything, living or not, you must first study it to some extent. If you know how a tiger attacks, then you have the upper hand. The same goes for the other animals.

[Dawnsknight]

I don't know how much ofan upper hand you can have against an animal whose tongue alone is strong and rough enough to tear human skin!

[WillTurner]

I don't know how much ofan upper hand you can have against an animal whose tongue alone is strong and rough enough to tear human skin!

I'm not even going to ask how you know that...

[max m.]

unless your that dog whisperer guy in which case he'd take a wolf or two

i agree he is tuff with them pooches.

[SHAMWOW!]

Ok so its pretty much said that man sucks against beast. Ok say you have to go fight 5 different beast in different rounds with only one weapon for each hand. What weapon you think could help you survive five stages, not including guns. probably a chainsaw but I was thinking non machinery also. Would a pair of steel nunchucks work? A samurai sword. Eskrima fighting sticks? etc

[Mr.Hades]

Blunt weapons would be a no-no for me. The animal would not have any understanding of a weapon as it is and would get in and slaughter you in no time at all. Its got to be a bladed weapon, like a sword. Maybe a trident? spear? To keep the beastie at bay!

[WillTurner]

A robot suit obviously. Or a tank.

[Logan]

i hate to burst your bubbles guys but i have had about 7 years of on again off again martial arts training. that said, i've killed a pit bull that attacked me one time like it was the easiest thing in the world. i was waiting at a bus stop and the first sign that anything was wrong was when my calf muscle attempted to seperate itself from my leg.

i looked down and there was a white pit bull on his hind legs shaking and jerking back and forth with my calf muscle between his jaws. without thinking, i reached down, grabbed him by the collar and promptly swung him over my head back-first into a telephone pole that was about 3 inches to my left. his back broke instantly, and less than a second after the pooch hit the ground the bus pulled up and i got on as quick as i could while the owner of the dog screamed at me.

my leg was fine, just bruised like crazy.

[WillTurner]

i hate to burst your bubbles guys but i have had about 7 years of on again off again martial arts training. that said, i've killed a pit bull that attacked me one time like it was the easiest thing in the world. i was waiting at a bus stop and the first sign that anything was wrong was when my calf muscle attempted to seperate itself from my leg.

i looked down and there was a white pit bull on his hind legs shaking and jerking back and forth with my calf muscle between his jaws. without thinking, i reached down, grabbed him by the collar and promptly swung him over my head back-first into a telephone pole that was about 3 inches to my left. his back broke instantly, and less than a second after the pooch hit the ground the bus pulled up and i got on as quick as i could while the owner of the dog screamed at me.

my leg was fine, just bruised like crazy.

Still, it would be easier with a tank.

[Mr.Hades]

Jeez Logan...thats hardcore!

I was kinda thinking against a bear or lion...