Michael Jackson Vs. Prince

[Screamus]

Two of the wierdest, girlyman musicians in history.
This isn't a battle of songs or lyrics.

I wanna see these two slug it out in a brawl.

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[theycallmemisterbob]

Whats the criteria here? Who's the better artist? Or who would win in a knife fight?

If knife fight, I'd say Michael. Cuz he's bad. He's bad. You know it...

[xadrian]

Please.

[Popninja]

Whats the criteria here? Who's the better artist? Or who would win in a knife fight?

I think that was made crystal clear in the opening post.

I give the edge to MJ. He's not only off the wall, bad, dangerous AND invincible; he's a thriller, as well.

[Screamus]

I think that was made crystal clear in the opening post.

I give the edge to MJ. He's not only off the wall, bad, dangerous AND invincible; he's a thriller, as well.

And according to these "ads by google", he's also a smooth criminal.

[theycallmemisterbob]

I think that was made crystal clear in the opening post.

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YOu're right.I didn't read close enough. My bad.

[WillTurner]

Shamon! Prince may be a sexy mofo, and he may have a raspberry beret and a little red corvette, but he is not the thriller, he is not bad and he is sure as heck not off the wall.
Didn't you ever play the arcade game Moonwalker? MJ has side scrolling beat em up skills. Prince doesn't.

[Paul M.]

I'm with Xadrian.

[DJ Kenobi]

I'm going to have to go Prince here. He can play every instrument on his albums, so this is how I see the fight going. Michael spins in circles and screams like a girl for a while, then Prince stabs him in the eyes with drum sticks, beats the crap out of him with a guitar for a while, continues to beat the crap out of him with a bass, and finally drops a baby grand piano on him.

[penciljack]

See, this is why I worry about our society. I've mulled this one over seriously before I posted it, and I can't see any reasonable way to a Michael Jackson victory.

Michael is talented, sure, but Prince is the real deal. Prince may be only like four feet tall, but he's in good shape. Michael is missing at least an eighth of his original body and while it's mostly an act for the cameras in front of the court houses, he's definitely much more frail than the Purple One.

This one goes to Prince, in a lopsided, bloody, Mormontastic beat down.