ha ha ha
frank castle, buy him a beer talk about his dead son in a sympathic voice, he'll crack.
Hmm same goes for batman, only he'd probably prefer warm milk and obviously the topic would be his parents.
Rogue, just don't touch her.
Spider Jeruselum, drugs, tv... a bowel disrupter, he's entertained for hours.
V, distract him by talking about old movie stars and pointless films, take his mask and play keep away, lead him into his fake aushwitz-like camp and make crazy children's giggling sounds and eventually he'll break. I mean he's already a bit mad.