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    Batman vs Wolverine!

    You knew it had to happen eventualy. This is the battle that everyone wants to see and no one at the same time because neither side really wants their hero to go down. The be all and end all of DC vs the be all and end all of Marvel.
    Batman currently appears in a gazillion DC titles while Wolverine manages to do the same over at Marvel.
    My choice? Wolverine. Logic states that the mad furball can withstand pretty much any attack that Batman throws his way with the exception of a nuclear blast. His healing factor has completely healed him from third degree burns throughout his body in mere seconds and we all know that his bones just can't be broken. Plus, he's spent more time training in Japan than the Dark Knight ever has and has come back from the dead at least once that I'm sure of. This is no mere man in armor or blind guy with radar sense. I think this time, the flying rat has met his match.

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    Batman would fight wolverine once. Wolverine would know who batman was under the cowl because of his keen sense of smell, wolverine would pop his metal claws, wolverine would heal, and wolverine would show some skill in martial arts. Batman would notice all of these things. Batman would find some way to escape.

    Next time they fight, Immediately military grade gas grenades will be utilized to throw off wolverine’s hyper senses. High voltage tazer would come into play. The metal that laces wolverine’s bones would act as a conductor, frying wolverine. OH batman figured that wolverine’s bones aren’t osseous because as they fought the first time wolverine is far heavier then his 5’3 frame would allow. The metal claws popping a sheath would wear out bone overtime so he assumes that if the forearm sheaths are metal so is the rest of his framework. If wolverine wasnt incapacitated from the violent electroshock, wolverine most likely would be pissed.

    So as wolverine is thrashing about from the disorientation of the shock, and the gases. (Not utilizing all those years of material training because he falls to a bzerker rage) batman tosses some sort of sticky material at wolverines face. The material permeates over wolverine’s head tenaciously until it cuts off his breathing supply. Wolverine is done and batman has some nasty booboos
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    But for your plan to work, Batman has to get away...

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    Rolls Eyes

    Quote Originally Posted by fatmancomics
    But for your plan to work, Batman has to get away...
    well batman has a remote batmobile, gaspowered grappling-hook, agility, diversionary techniques,...and me giving wolverine the benefit of the doubt. why wouldnt brucey get away? ha im sure i could think of a way for batman to beat him the first time around.


    oh sidenote, i've always wanted to write/illustrate a Batman/xmen cross over. anyone interested?
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    Wolverine, complete git as he is, I must admit would win. He would then walk around until the end of time, smoking cigars and generations to come would say how badass he is. But an old man wearing a Norwich City scarf would look back and say "He's a complete git."
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    Notice, in order to beat Batman, they have to throw one freak after another at him. It's sad and pathetic. LOVE THE BAT!!!
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    No, just one.



    And all he did was shoot up.

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    don't forget wolvie has been subjected to a super soldier program himself.he was basically canada's answer to captain america. he's a mutant beserker who was then experimented on for years. if that isn't enough he's a samurai too.

    i don't like it, but i bet he wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theycallmemisterbob
    Notice, in order to beat Batman, they have to throw one freak after another at him. It's sad and pathetic. LOVE THE BAT!!!
    Come on, you knew it was leading to this. I don't know why there was any time wasted on Batman vs Shellhead or Batman vs the Handicapped...
    These are the two you really wanted to see.

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    Batman would win. He'd easily outsmart Wolvie and he's by far the better fighter. Wolverine is sloppy, thats why he needs that healing factor. If wolvie didn't have the healing factor he never would have gotten anywhere because he gets hurt more than any other hero out there. So I'd go with the first scenario of batman figuring it out then setting up the perfect scenario for a rematch.

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