What if you'd gotten old and tired from life kicking you in the teeth, and decided to throw it all on the line to finally get your shot at kicking that football's ass--
What if, for the first time in your miserable, pathetic pushed-down existance, you finally found the guts to do a little pushing back of your own?
Look out, Great Pumpkin--Charlie's back on the field. This time there's no escape for THAT BIG ORANGE BASTARD.
THE BALD DORK RETURNS!
With apologies to Schulz and Miller.