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Apparently a local Exxon Mobil refinery had all their employees injected with what the employees Believed was a flu shot
It wasn't.
No one knows what the hell those people were injected with.
No worries though, Mulder and Scully are on the case. They speculate that the injections were merely Smallpox engineered to counteract an Alien virus in the form of Exxon Mobil oil.
Seriously, the FBI are investigating this.
What?? Where did you hear that?
Exxon injecting all of us in the butt...high gasolineprices-style.
break down the regime! STAHT A RAHVOLOOZION!
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yeah, if you are gonna post crazy ass threads, ya got to at least throw a link in there so you don't come off as a total kook.
This was just on the local news. I tried looking for a news story online but I couldnt find anything.
Very strange to say the least
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Those words don't sit together well with me.ExxonMobil health fair
Anybody remember the "black oil" from the X-Files?
The Truth Is Out There...
"Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work."
Wow... that's scary as all hell.
Let's not make this a political conversation though, or we gotta turn it off. 'Cause we tend to get heated when we talk politics, and technically this is already on the short list for being a non-comics, non entertainment-production-media, non so-on-and-so-forth topic.
This kind of stuff makes for great storytelling fuel, though, espescially when we realize it's not all that "X-Files" after all. I mean, it's entirely possible this is just a case of a fake company scamming a major corporation by selling them some harmless solution (hopefully) instead of flu vaccine, pocketing the cash (I'm sure it was a lot, given what the news has been barking for weeks about bird flu and vaccine shortages) and heading for the Caymans.
But there's some great storytelling in the idea of "what if" and "it might be", and it's interesting that when something like this comes up that a lot of people automatically go there.
I hope to god it was something like saline or glucose, something cheap but harmless that served the purpose of the scam artists. I wonder how many other corporations hired this 3rd-party "healthcare provider"? They might have sold a lot of "vaccines"...
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