I sometimes leave weird messages around the house for my wife's amusement. She usually finds them when she gets up in the morning. I can't say why I do these things, but I'm sure caffeine and lack of sleep plays some part in it. Here's an example of a recent message I taped to the bathroom mirror:
"Deer Santa,
I want me a truck for Chrissmus with a big red lite on thee top. I also want me some money for thinggs to buy. Yesterday I killed my neighbers puppy with my bicickle. It was an accident. I hope it wont keep me from gettin my truck. If it duhz, I will be sad. It was not my fault.
I hope Mrs Santa Claus still has all her teeth be cause I am sending her some hardrock candies. I hope that she will understan that I don't normlly kill no pups. It was an accident.
Have a marry Chrissmus.
Loston"
Moral: Get lots of sleep, drink water, and get yourself a real life. Freelancing will drive you batty.
I swear there is something wrong with me because I thought I saw "hardcock candies." I even did the cartoon double-take, wiped my face, rubbed my eyes with my fists, etc.
Sigh... that sounds like fun anyway, what does she do with them after she sees them?
Probably wonders why the hell she married him. If it was me though, I would just laugh.
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I hope she throws them away, but I suspect that she saves them in a box somewhere, alongside classic drawings like these:Originally Posted by Akira X
http://www.lostonwallace.com/batbruce.jpg
http://www.lostonwallace.com/evilbert.jpg
I know she keeps my weird drawings, anyway. My fear is that she'll some day find a way to print all this stuff.
Loston
http://www.lostonwallace.com
Evil Bert rules!!
"Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work."
I'm totally down with Evil Bert. I hate that little mop-topped orange bastard's snicker, too.
Reminds me of the parody in Family Guy with Bert and Ernie... Homicide: Life on Sesame Street.
Ernie: I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert
Bert: Well I wish you wouldn't EAT COOKIES IN BED!!!
Ernie: Bert, yer yelling again Bert
Bert: aarrgghh......
loston, yer either a brilliantly creative twit, or certifiable.
Is túisce deoch ná scéal.
Tha's my comics
Love Letters
Go ahead, sign it, you know what you want to...
I'm depressed. I don't get any kooky messages from my blow up Loston at home!
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She puts em on ebay
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