What the hell... forget that he wasn't in the movies? That ain't Jet Li in the seat next to you...DMX faces up to seven years in jail after being charged with cocaine possession and criminal impersonation after trying to steal a car then crashing another vehicle through an airport car-park gate, claiming he was a federal agent
I find it amusing more than anything, I guess... I mean, what, millions of dollars and staggering levels of fame aren't enough for you to just go through life with some calm and common sense? In fact, I'd think those are very imposing reasons to NOT go crashing gates and claiming to be FBI (that's gonna go over REAL well with the Feds, by the way).
I wonder how surprised he was when the REAL airport security gate didn't fold up and fall away like the ones from the movies. Sheesh...