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    Anybody know how..

    Anybody know how to get birds out of a chimney? I mean, without starting a fire.. It's already like 85 in Austin with humidity and I don't need more heat around me. They're annoying and I think they've dropped a flea infestation in the house. That or it's the mouse I'm still trying to rid from the kitchen area. Mutha****as.

    Please help-- I'm going to get some flea spray and bug bombs right now and I don't want it to be in vain.
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    Here's a newsgroup thread on that subject over at Google Groups. Maybe something in there will help.
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    Ow Mike. Texas, Summer and Lighting a fire do not go together. I feel for you. Hell I can't really think of anytime you'd need a fire here. Never gets that cold.

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    Thanks Saturn Lad! That was informative as hell.. I had no idea those bastards were protected by international treaty... Looks like I'll have to tough them out a bit.

    I did get flea bombs, yard spray and this kick-ass indoor spray that kills just about anything.
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    Put the fleabombs in the chimney and scoop out the pile of birds a few hours later.

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    one time a baby bird learning to fly had fallen down our chimney and we don't have a fireplace.... so it ended up dying down there. poor thing. we tried our darndest to him out too

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    Hillbilly style, just stick a 12 gauge up the chimney and blamo nomo birds.
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    Buy a chimney cat.

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    That's so simple! Why didn't I think of that, Chris? UR a g3n1u5!
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