Reply With QuoteAll well and good, but do you guys watch the news? We had the first Trade Center Bombings and the Cole attacks under Clinton, not to mention that he dumped an assload of crusie missles on their heads during the whole BJ thing.
--Carter--
Weekly_wisdom_of_Kaz!
Here's yet another theory from Kaz, the guy at Midgard comics that Raede and I hang with:
The Superman 2 theory.
All the problems in the middle east relate to Superman 2.
Here's why.
Q- What were the first flipping words out of the super-villians when they found out Superman was on earth?
A- and I quote Zod here " We will get revenge on the son of our jailer!!! "
Let's see now....
G. Bush screwed with the middle east long, well and hard. But he didn't finish.
B. J. Clinton gets elected, he's a smoking hippie, nobody cares.
G.Bush Jr. is elected and this is what the leaders of the middle east thought in mass:
Hey! He's an oil baron! Wait a minute! His dad #$$#-ed us!
WE WILL GET REVENGE ON THE SON OF OUR JAILER!!!
Got a bunch of little General Zods over there spoiling for revenge!
NAUGHTY MONKEY GOD TRIUMBVERITE
FLING VIEW, NOT POO!!!
All well and good, but do you guys watch the news? We had the first Trade Center Bombings and the Cole attacks under Clinton, not to mention that he dumped an assload of crusie missles on their heads during the whole BJ thing.
--Carter--
That was all just an evil plot while they got ready to take over the world by.....
jacking up the cost of oil! (Gasp!)
NAUGHTY MONKEY GOD TRIUMBVERITE
FLING VIEW, NOT POO!!!
COME, SON OF JOR-EL... KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
Snootchie-bootchies!!
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