lookit that form!!
here's dale's sweet tennisy ass.
here's to hijinks!!
when i'm bored...i like to do REALLY stupid stuff. the following is an account of the latest...
last night i was hangin' out with two of my best friends, causing hijinks (and of course taping it). well, on the way back from putting bras on statues....we noticed that the tennis courts at the university were all lit up and there were some dudes over there playin' tennis. so we drove back to my apartment, i put on my ultragay red shorts, my red striped tube socks, my wifebeater, my high top chucks, and i made some sweatbands for my wrists and head...and my friend dale squeezed himself into my british flag boxer shorts (which was some of the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life, cuz his ass didn't fit in 'em at all, so his cheeks are just hangin' out) and he put on a wife beater and my aviator sunglasses from my car and we drove over to the tennis courts, looking very old school, and VERY gay.
so we roll up and we walk in carrying a huge tennis ball (i bought it on a whim one day at kmart...), our raquets, and our bulbous packages. we walk into the courts and i go right up to the four dudes playing tennis and say "Wassup ladies?! Play you for the court!" looking all intimidating 'n shit (but really, i looked ridiculous...so i'm sure i wasn't very intimidating...haha) and i was expecting one of two responses...either they'd be all jocky and homophobic and call us names and want to beat us up, or they'd play us (which i wanted sooooo badly) but actually i got neither. he actually looked intimidated and they were like "naw man, we're just playin' for fun"...and i was like "fine, then i'm takin' on tubby here..."
then me 'n dale played the most ridiculous game of tennis....EVER...in the history of man. first of all, it was us two morons, secondly, we looked like morons, thirdly, we played like morons, and fourthly, we were playing with a ball as big as a basketball.
here's some screen caps for your enjoyment (or horror...)
there's my hot ass lower quarters, squeezed into "redshorts". get load of those gams!
there's dale stretching, and me gettin' ready for the game of my life. (actually, as randy pointed out, it looks like i'm using a penis pump...). LOOK AT HIS ASS!!!!
i've said it before and i'll say it again...STOP SENDING ME THOSE GODAWEFUL GAY PICS!!!!
hehe, you're a class act matty, and dale seems even classier