POWERS: Whats The Worst That Can Happen?

[Pep]

You become cheated on and in your rage involuntarily turn into a living nuclear bomb wiping out most of the planet in the blast and following fires.

Super self-healing powers

[basil81]

As a troubled and rebellious teen, your attempts at self harm or 'cutting' prove futile. You cannot even properly commit suicide. With no other way to vent your angst you shoot up your entire school. With nobody able to stop you you continue this streak until everyone in the entire world is dead. As a side effect of super healing powers you are also practically ageless, and so you have all the time in the world to plot to extend your ways of terror upon other planets. The end of this scenario sees the entire universe destroyed.

Ma-Ti's 'Heart' power from Captain Planet.

[turnbolt]

You suck so damn bad you KILL yourself! Essentially... heart is so lame you eventually lose... uh... heart...

Skin made of orange rocks like the Thing!

[basil81]

Your penis is made of orange rocks and doesn't fit into your girlfriend. Any attempts to copulate with a normal sized human end in horrific genital injury and quite possibly death. You are always on the cover of the smuttiest tabloids and as such touted as a freak of nature and shunned by society at large. It is very likely you will never have sex again.

Ability to absorb others' powers for a limited time.

[Jeloschi]

You absorb a super pheramone ability from someone like Poison Ivy and the orange rock guy is downwind and lookin' for love... In all the wrong places

Astral Projection

[Pep]

You lose your job after using your astral projection to send to work while surfing porn sites at home. Noone will ever trust you from then on.

Abilty to transform into non-human objects.

[amadarwin]

For giggles, you transform into a phallic object. Before you realize it, you are use to penetrate an obese man's rectum. Panicked, you transform back, but it's too late, resulting in the world's most awkward doctor's visit.

The ability to will a girl to orgasm (ala Bruce Almighty)

[Eldeeff]

You think you've mastered your power, but really, she's faking it. (The average woman's deadly super power)

Can enter computer networks to relocate you anywhere, at speeds nearing 50 Mbps!

[Mashiem]

While traveling across the line a freak lightning storm hits the generators and the entire state is blacked out... With you Whisked out of existence.

Ability to smell emotions.

[dmario]

you take on the emotion you smell.





Ability to convert sound into energy