Heeeey! That's not a qoute!

[dxdragon]

When Life gives me Apples, I make Pineapple Juice!

[dxdragon]

It's like squatin in high cottin!

[NickRocks]

no guts no reproductive system!

[NickRocks]

giraffes are the only animals that masturbate

[Akira X]

I looked down the street, and there he was! With two cantalopes, one under each arm!

[Carter]

I'm sorry, ma'am. I thought you were a ****ing caribou.

[dxdragon]

ooooog...oooooew ew...idk sound effects


but I just used a new one

"It's a well known fact, but really, who actually knows?"

[NickRocks]

itll be a cold day in hell when i bring ice cream

[dxdragon]

"if you were a girl, I'd punch you in the vagina"

[Mike V]

When this van's a rockin' - it's time for a new van.