Cadaversodomy AKA Teratophile AKA Mr "I-don't-draw" PSF (Due: 5-3)

[Keith]

I'm callin u out son

pick a subject, time, and casket size.

No more excuses, time for you to start drawing. Put up or shut up. It's GO TIME. And by go time, I mean time for you to change your nick again, cuz when we're done you're gonna have to change your address, you feel me?

I'M GOKU, YOU'RE NAMEK

yeah a DBZ reference, I WENT THERE.

Well I didn't actually go to Namek, as it doesn't exist... yet.... anyways.

YEEEA BOY SOLJABOYTELLEM

[krikkit13]

I'm definitely looking forward to this.

[dfbovey]

I'm definitely looking forward to this.

Ditto.......

[Teratophile]

Alright, you bitch.


redesign Oz characters, scarecrow, tinman, lion. no females.

Any medium, deadline May 3rd.


im getting you back for sending me that gay porn. (true story)

[Keith]

aw yee its on son, get ready to get served soooon



redesign Oz characters, scarecrow, tinman, lion. no females.


Oh I didn't know you were... well I understand man, no women it is then, you obviously love your mens so very much.

[danielle_soloud]

This is going to be sweet.

Plus the trash talking took it to a whole new level.

[adultbraces]

Aaaaahhhhahahaha. This is great!

[Teratophile]

i love how he calls ME gay yet he sends me links via AIM of male on male action.

i put the no female stipulation to give you a chance kieth. all your women look like they have downs syndrome.

thats what i get for being nice.

[hadesillustrations]

i love how he calls ME gay yet he sends me links via AIM of male on male action.

i put the no female stipulation to give you a chance kieth. all your women look like they have downs syndrome.

thats what i get for being nice.


LOL! That's awesome!

I can't wait to see this turnout.

[Manji]

I can't believe everyone is encouraging this. Neither one of them can dra.....well let's just say both have a lot of room for improvement, which is a good thing. Both you guys have no where to go but up. Keep reaching for the stars guys. You'll get there one day!

But seriously, on your way there it's best you don't draw any attention to yourself. These people are just going to exploit and laugh at you guys. And although that maybe familiar territory for you both that doesn't mean you have to subject yourselves to it this time.

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/sp503_CrippleFight.jpg

[gadgetwk]

I can't believe everyone is encouraging this. Neither one of them can dra.....well let's just say both have a lot of room for improvement, which is a good thing. Both you guys have no where to go but up. Keep reaching for the stars guys. You'll get there one day!

But seriously, on your way there it's best you don't draw any attention to yourself. These people are just going to exploit and laugh at you guys. And although that maybe familiar territory for you both that doesn't mean you have to subject yourselves to it this time.

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/sp503_CrippleFight.jpg

wow thats rough.

but hilarious.

[bikini]

ehehehehe
ten characters

[Teratophile]

Keith i'm going to either need an extension, or a copy of photoshop cs3...or any photoshop really.

[Keith]

No prob, I mean you set the first date anyways, you want another week?

[Teratophile]

well...i just need photoshop. so...

if i can get a copy even by tomorrow *hint hint*...i wont need an extension at all.

my photoshop license got erased or something. it wasnt the most legal of copys.

[Keith]

Argh, just take the week you whiner, I don't want no half-assed shit from you.

[Teratophile]

im too close to being done to take a week. i'll try to get photoshop by tomorrow.

[Keith]

I'm extending it another day then, mr virus.

[Physicdesigns]

well, you can obtain it from the net through means we can't discuss, or if your not afraid of brooklyn i could polly give you an interesting special version that seems to help people register it themselves

[Teratophile]

hahah afraid of brooklyn.

thanks Physics...i appreciate it. my best friends girl is acquiring me a copy of cs3 tomorrow. so it looks like im covered.

[Keith]

Just heard Ray's comp just went bye bye, so I guess this thing isn't happening. We'll probably do something whenever he shows his mean mug again.

Time to focus on commissions and the other match then I guess...

...or sleep, yeah that works too.

:<

[Medea]

We're about to invest in a sweet Imac... so Ray will be up and running very soon.. maybe even later on today.

thank goodness for external hard drives.

[Manji]

................:rolleyes:.......

[Keith]

Argh, Try investing in a free-to-download virus scanner, Sweet-Ray.

Also, I'm busy as hell this week, I have to finish a bunch of drawings and my super-secret fed ex just came, so I'm extending this a week to the 12th. Somehow I knew you wouldn't show yesterday when I was in the middle of working on it.

Fix your stuff, work on your other entry that's more important, and take the fuggin week this time (at least for my sanity so I know when I can finish work on this. :skull: )

[Spidey]

Sweeeet, iMac.

[Medea]

Ill pass the info along to him. He totally infected our computer by falling for one of those fake virus scanner popups... now, it sits there, D-E-D.
We are BOTH under deadlines... i wanted blood; he offered an Imac... not a bad trade-off.

[Manji]

Take the blood next time. But I still advise not letting him use the IMAC unsupervised.

[Physicdesigns]

he needs proper hip hop super vision. Another one falls to the apple monster

[F!]

proper hip hop super visionI'll take “Rejected Silver Age Superman powers” for $800, please, Alex.

[airbrushartist]

You two suck. What a let down.

[Keith]

You two suck. What a let down.

Wanna have a go? 24 hours from now? I'll even let you pick the subject :>

Not my fault his comp died ;/

[airbrushartist]

Why? What do I have to prove?

[Keith]

Then shaddup and let us real he-men settle things.

[airbrushartist]

He-men my ass. You two can't finish a thought. Just because ole big wuss didn't finish doesn't mean you get off the hook Kieth boy. Put up your drawing and call yourself a winner unless you didn't do anything..... which I suspect you didn't.

[Keith]

Well, I would've been finished with my final character if Spidey didn't tell me in PM that Rayray's comp blew up hours before. I've been bugging him and trying to get him to draw for weeks now over AIM, so I'm not about to have him duck it now when he's so close to FINISHING SOMETHING.

Also, I've finished more drawings in one month than you have in your entire, old, wrinkly life. So either step up or step off, you aren't anyone to me and I really don't care either way. :rolleyes:

But I suspect you won't take me up, because you're more yellow than the color of your pencils.

[airbrushartist]

Woulda coulda shoulda excuses excuses.

[Keith]

I don't see you taking me up, so please turn your tail somewhere else.

oh wait it's in between your legs nvm

[airbrushartist]

Well, I would've been finished with my final character if Spidey didn't tell me in PM that Rayray's comp blew up hours before. I've been bugging him and trying to get him to draw for weeks now over AIM, so I'm not about to have him duck it now when he's so close to FINISHING SOMETHING.

Also, I've finished more drawings in one month than you have in your entire, old, wrinkly life. So either step up or step off, you aren't anyone to me and I really don't care either way. :rolleyes:

But I suspect you won't take me up, because you're more yellow than the color of your pencils.

Prove it. And they better be good drawings and not half assed scribbles.

[airbrushartist]

I don't see you taking me up, so please turn your tail somewhere else.

Why would i, I've seen your crap. why waste my time.

[Keith]

haha you're nothing but talk, are you afraid to lose that badly?

Do you need a head start? Some sports illustrated/youngblood images to trace?

Like, I wouldn't even insult another person's art here, but come on, you're a joke. I can do this all day and you'd still be a punk and wuss out like you are now.

Go back to the break room and talk about how you almost got something published 15 years ago. Leave art to people who can hold a pencil.

[airbrushartist]

After just looking through your blog, I still see no reason to waste my time. You keep drawing with pencil crayons making those wonky, weird, stumped, figures my man. Oh and for the record keith I was joking with you at first, but your low self esteem jumped in and you got all defensive. I draw all the time. I don't post much at all only stuff I feel like.
But Dude I gave up on these draw-offs many moons ago. I find them fun to look through but not worth doing anymore.

[Keith]

It's laughable you talking about my self esteem when all you do is talk shit about others on a message board. It was a light hearted challenge in the spirit of competition at first, (try reading the thread.) But you can't take what you dish out, that's your problem.

Also I'm sincerely sorry I don't draw trannies posing as women, and people with wooden/broken arms and legs that you're so fond of.

I like these draw offs because they're fun, and you're trying to kill that fun, either participate or just don't bother chiming in with your useless commentary.

[dfbovey]

After just looking through your blog, I still see no reason to waste my time. You keep drawing with pencil crayons making those wonky, weird, stumped, figures my man. Oh and for the record keith I was joking with you at first, but your low self esteem jumped in and you got all defensive. I draw all the time. I don't post much at all only stuff I feel like.
But Dude I gave up on these draw-offs many moons ago. I find them fun to look through but not worth doing anymore.

You don't really provide anything worth while to the site in general. You redeem yourself on very rare occasions, but for the most part you've become the Penciljack heckler. Doesn't matter what the subject of conversation is, you just like to stir up shit. You can claim you were joking, but there's never any good intention behind anything you do here.

[Bathill8]

Come on Airbrushtice! (hehe) Don't let us down man! I want to see this draw off come to fruition man! You have an audience now, bro.

[bikini]

whoa this thread went south pretty quick, blarch

[Teratophile]

You two suck. What a let down.


I know! i was disappointed too. it's still on though.


you guys are mean! Roy uses inflammatory language, but it only holds as much weight as YOU allow it to. but thats him...you guys should be used to it by now. lol


Roy you should take keith on for the **** of it.


oh i borrowed an Imac...and its sweet as ****. however if anybody has any advice on how to clean a computer out after a virus let me know.

[Physicdesigns]

€hmm they can usually be fixed, but what you have to do depends how bad its screwed, does the computer function at all? can you run an anti virus with it? does start up work fine? blah blah

[Teratophile]

we didnt have an antivirus scanner on the comp. after we got the virus it wouldnt let us reset the computer or download the proper macaffee software.

the computer loads until the windows screen. then it freezes. keith told me i can press f10 and do the safemode thing and try to get an antivirus from there. so i'll try that.

did i mention macs are sweet as hell? you need to come to the dark steve jobs side, physics.

[Physicdesigns]

I ve seen the mac side of the foce, it has no left click, shudders thats not a world i can live in.....

Anyhow yeah you can try starting in safe mode, and downloading avast antivirus its free, and pretty decent. then you got to run it and hope it can save your poor computer.

If it cant, thiers a few things you can do. worse comes to worse you probably want to hook your hardrive up to some other computer, get the files you need off it, format it, and reinstall windows, thats the ultimate destruction method, but at least your comp wont be a hunk of junk. Also i dunno if you use firefox to browse, but it has a lot less security risks than IE.

last bit of pc advice, porn is deadly

[dfbovey]

I ve seen the mac side of the foce, it has no left click, shudders thats not a world i can live in.....

Yes it does, if you have the right mouse.

[bikini]

teratophile, you met my friend rob at the studio in tribeca, he's at apple soho now, just passing that along.

[Teratophile]

thanks guys. really.


oh and keith...i want to see what you got. lol

[Teratophile]

im done btw.

[Spidey]

I still want to see the original two throw down.

[Teratophile]

im ready when he is.

[Teratophile]

http://www.penciljack.com/forum/showthread.php?t=93463


Keith you fagadactyl.

[Keith]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4396/32926737.jpg
posting the poll in a few mins