Boner VS Cockroach

[Carter]

Boner VS Cockroach. You know it had to happen.

[NickRocks]

cockroach crawls inside boner hole. easy win.

[MC Fumunda]

No way.

Nobody ever beats a boner.




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...yessssssss....

[saint manji]

Dog > Penis.
(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6173286/)

[NickRocks]

why doesnt this thread have a poll?

[Popninja]

I dunno. Cockroach seemed like the smarter of the two, at least that's how I perceived him. I always give the smarter person the advantage, especially in a case like this where they are both about the same build. Also, Cockroach was black, so that gives him a natural edge.;)

Maybe one day they'll do another one of those celebrity boxing things and we'll be able to find out firsthand.

[amadarwin]

Boner smashes Roach ftw.

[saint manji]

Yeah, i'd have to go with a boner, despite all those horror stories you hear about it being cut off by some disgruntuled women.
The boner is iconic.
It had it's eye (rimshot) in the making of a sword to the clutch in a standard auto mobile.
The only thing a cockaroach has contributed to is the wimmens walking outta my house due to them rooming with me.

[Spooko]

When you are packing 4 pounds of man meat (like me) it is like having a rolled up newspaper , but heavier!

In boner form it is like what, 15 pounds, and you get all light headed from the blood rush . But still that is 15 pounds, even light headed it`d be easy to kill a roach with that,even if it were already attached and biting .

Does the roach have egg laying capabilities? If so then it is a battle of time, can you pee out all the eggs it lays inside you before they hatch and defeat the boner from within?

This would make for a good jamboree,imho.

[CoreyPledger]

No way.

Nobody ever beats a boner.
I'd like to disagree....:D

[Popninja]

You guys are insane.

Carter's talking about characters on television. Boner from Growing Pains, who was Mike's best friend vs. Cockroach from the Cosby Show, who was Theo's best friend.

Not hard dicks and roaches. At least I hope not hard dicks vs. roaches.

[NickRocks]

BORING!

lets talk about hard dicks and roaches.

[CoreyPledger]

:D I SECOND THAT!!!
But seriously, is Popninja correct?...

[saint manji]

Hell, i hope not.
Because i wrote a thesis on this topic with references and everything.
I'm gonna be pissed if this shit ends up being two nobody has beens from some sitcom i never watched.

[LiquidPope]

TWO sitcoms you never watched...

[NickRocks]

what the hell kind of sitcom character name is boner anyways?

[LiquidPope]

Adam Sandler was one of Theo's friends too, but I don't remember his character's name.

[amadarwin]

Pop is right. I think they both didn't last for longer than a season.

[fatmancomics]

cockroach crawls inside boner hole. easy win.

Hysterical. I have to admit that I didn't realize that they were talking about the two minor characters until someone pointed it out. And I did watch both sitcoms.

[jacon]

what the hell kind of sitcom character name is boner anyways?
Richard 'Boner' Stabone wins

[Knigge]

Roach nibbles on muh boner. Muh boner is pure poisoooooOOOOooon!!! Thus, roach dies and muh boner stands erect and triumphant.

[Dawnsknight]

what the hell kind of sitcom character name is boner anyways?

Uhm they actually explained that.
Mike Seaver's best friend was Boner,... Mike met him in grade school and he introduced himself as [Anthony] Stebone, son of Sylvester Stebone (how long do you think they waited for that joke?) So Mike renamed him Boner.
yeah, sitcom geek.
right here.
Loved Grace Under Fire.
you wanna fight about it?

[Dawnsknight]

BORING!
lets talk about hard dicks and roaches.


:D I SECOND THAT!!!


At least we know why you're called RockPencil...

[Mike]

In the battle of Boner v Cockroach, Carter wins.

[Knigge]

http://videos.antville.org/static/videos/images/listenuptheo.jpg
THEOOOO!!!

[benrosa]

boner stands erect and triumphant.

:eek: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!