the most realistic doll..

[Teratophile]

i dont get creeped out often but...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Reborn-Baby-Ashley-New-Ashton-Drake-So-Truly-Real-Doll_W0QQitemZ260001173977QQihZ016QQcategoryZ48921 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[KRAZYRICKY1]

too creepy for me
&
why would someone buy this

[DrVictorVonDoom]

Which is more bizarre: that someone thought of making/selling these, or that people apparently want to pay hundreds of dollars for them?

[fatmancomics]

Ah, come on. This looks way better than the stuff they sell at the store. THOSE are the ones that creep me out because, since they lack the detail this lady gives them, they look like dead babies. This one just looks like a sleeping one.
It's just another hobby. And if you're a doll collector and you see dollmaking as an art, I can see why someone would pay hundreds of dollars for one. I mean, aren't there some folks in this forum that pay hundreds of dollars for original art?

[Teratophile]

they look like little corpses.

babys skeeve me out anyway.

[Awesome B. Rockinsocks]

thanks alot Ray, I was eating my dinner
-shudders-

[Ugga Bugga]

too creepy for me
&
why would someone buy this

for some pretty nasty practical joke playing?

[kid vorpal]

for some pretty nasty practical joke playing?

That was my first thought - Johnny Knoxville would have got some great mileage out of this thing.

[Dash Martin]

That's why I'd buy it. Just ship it in a box to someone...just out of the blue. Have to fit a nannycam in there...have to get the reaction on video...and then on youtube.

[Huerta]

kiiiiiinda creepy.

[Justice41]

Me likes. This thing could be used for Movie and TV props instead of the dolls they use now. As long as the thing is the same weight as it's supposed age. You can always tell on tv they are carrying a plastic doll. It looks weightless.

[Teratophile]

i want to film my dog ripping it apart. label the mpeg "snuff"

[kid vorpal]

i want to film my dog ripping it apart. label the mpeg "snuff"

It's wrong, but that made me laugh out loud. How long do you think it would take before the cops were kicking down your door?

[DEVin]

Maybe when it quickly turned into the after effects of a pillow fight!

[Spooko]

"Please Meet the Newest Addition from Kustom Kraft Kids Nursery!"



Am I the only one who noticed something horribly horribly wrong with that? :(

[MC Fumunda]

KKK nursery?

[DEVin]

No, DJ! Kraft! They can't use that, I don't want baby dolls when I have the blues, LAWSUIT!

[Juan2.0]

I thought this was going to be a thread on those "real" dolls...not a crappy baby doll. :(

[Karim]

yeah I was excepting real dolls too.
I can appreciate the skills and effort put into it too make it look real, but it's pretty creepy to me too.
I think it comes from the flowers and gradient contour and the overall display, also the wet hairs shot is eeeew

[Teratophile]

I thought this was going to be a thread on those "real" dolls...not a crappy baby doll. :(

OH you mean the ones that you can screw?

i guess you can screw these too.

[Justice41]

Hahaha sick puppy.

[Juan2.0]

OH you mean the ones that you can screw?

i guess you can screw these too. That's just....disturbing.

[Karim]

what do you except with cadaver sodomy for a nickname :D

[Juan2.0]

what do you except with cadaver sodomy for a nickname :D Yeah, I've known Ray since way back when Tweeter, him and I used to go into the chat rooms together...he's got a warped sense of humor. I like it though. :D

[Spooko]

KKK nursery?


Seriously isnt that more disturbing than the actual doll?

[ielle77]

bah!

It's like buffalo bob SOTL meets the cabbage patch kids. Did you read the description of how they do this. Hell they even call them "reborn!" BAHHHHH

I need a gun, a stake, an ax, a crucifix, silver bullets, holy water and a bible STAT!

[amadarwin]

I need a gun, a stake, an ax, a crucifix, silver bullets, holy water and a bible STAT!
I dunno, Jelle, but I think desecrating a bible is a no-no.

[Logan]

that process sounds downright gory. and KKK? come on lady.. you didn't think that one through, now did you?.

[ielle77]

yeah, well she lost me with the rebrith or reborn or whatever the f that was... *shudder*

That person is really really trying to test my "To each their own" outlook on life. :eek:

[Teratophile]

im going to buy several of them, drench them in pork blood and drop them into public toilets.

[ielle77]

*reels in horror and disgust*

HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!
That's so wrong.

[Logan]

i smell a PJ fieldtrip.

[ielle77]

HA HA HA
your just as sick as he is. lol :D

[Pep]

don't leave them near the radiator...

I didn't think much of them. Just a lump of wax with strands of hair pinned to it.
Makes me think of Eddie Izzard tho and his bit with babies on spikes from ranting on about the American dream and career advisors... that was hilarious! "I'm crazy Ed. I put babies on spikes. You want babies on racks? We've got babies on racks!" (Dress to Kill)

[bushiboy]

It should come with a placenta accessory.

[kid vorpal]

im going to buy several of them, drench them in pork blood and drop them into public toilets.

That is wrong on so many levels - coincidentally, these are the same levels where it's funny as hell. :D

[Kremlin]

It should come with a placenta accessory.
I'm sure Tom Cruise would buy a few.

[jack_of_asses]

damn is that thing weird, i guess the key demographic are women with barren wombs who buy into that whole breeding bullshit. although i could find one use for it, but $500 is pretty expensive for a clay pigeon at a prolife rally (this could be one of those ideas that could finally get me lynched)

[Teratophile]

Barren wombs! They should take turns trying to shove these things into their honey pots. Then build up pressure to shoot them out... simulating circus births.

[MC Fumunda]

You guys can feel free to carry on in private messages, but this is just turning into who can say the most offensive thing next.

[G-man_2000]

Yah grossed out Matty, now yah din gone to far yah dirty varmints!!!

[amadarwin]

it's only fair. He's grossed us out a few times.

I still have nightmares envisioning the christmas pic.

[G-man_2000]

You know what was the grossest film I’ve seen this year and I’m not talking about horror films ether! It was the “DATE MOVIE”, it was so nasty it was wrong :D. The best part though was seeing all the women scream at the screen when that big chick was getting a make over at the car shop.

[Stark Raving]

You guys can feel free to carry on in private messages, but this is just turning into who can say the most offensive thing next.
I haven't seen anything about coat hangers yet.

[MC Fumunda]

To be clear, I'M not offended at all.

But I need to think of the good of the community.

That's why I get to wear this sweet crown and codpiece. MODERATOR...WHUT WHUT?!

[Dash Martin]

To be clear, I'M not offended at all.

But I need to think of the good of the community.

That's why I get to wear this sweet crown and codpiece. MODERATOR...WHUT WHUT?!

...yeeeeah. I'm pretty sure the crown is supposed to go on top of your head. Might want to swap those...

[FIG]

I want to buy one and take it to a park and start playing football with it just get a reaction. That would be hilarious

[FIG]

Damn double post, CURSES!

[Juan2.0]

I want to buy one and take it to a park and start playing football with it just get a reaction. That would be hilarious My brother and I already did that one. We took his girlfriend's daughter's realistic baby doll and were punting it back and forth. :D

[KRAZYRICKY1]

My brother and I already did that one. We took his girlfriend's daughter's realistic baby doll and were punting it back and forth. :D


Now I'd pay a dollar to see that.........