Matty Never Draws

[MC Fumunda]

I never draw anymore. I just doodle during meetings at work.

I'M SO LAME.

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/working.jpg

The likeness on that one really sucks. The cartoon version of me looks a lot better. I think 'cuz the cartoon version relies a lot less on actual accuracy and more on specific features. I think I'm gonna bust out a mirror one of these evenings and do an actual self portrait.

I noticed a theme after scanning these...

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/agree.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/pie.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/duder.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/chick.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/dancedance.jpg

Man. I can't find this sweet Batman I drew. He was sneaking. Haha.

[MC Fumunda]

I think I'll post some older shiz, just 'cuz I still have it hosted on my site...and why the **** not? EH?!

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/oldlady.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/port.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/ghostenvynewcoversmaller.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/druggie.jpg

Haha...this is so stupid... (http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/precious.jpg)

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/sexygirl.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/hellboy.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/ghostenvycolor.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/smoker.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/mau.gif

Man...what the hell...I drew a lot back in '03.

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/hotgirl.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/headshot.jpg

That likeness is actually pretty good.

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/fillerbunny.gif

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/paulmatty.jpg

Haha...I did the left side. Ahhh...Paul. I miss his lovin'.

Warning...boobs. Pervert. (http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/figuredrawingnude.jpg)

More boobs! And fatrolls! (http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/nakey.jpg)

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/figurecharcoal.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/diarreah_rythem_pencils.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/diarreah_rythem_inks.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/diarreah_rythem.jpg

That's a good album, too.

(album title misspelled on purpose, dick)

[InkDrop]

you need to draw more....

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/demonbarber.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/fetorpsemovieposter04.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/workingasawaitress.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/mattyword.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/spideyfumunda.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/usagi02.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/iPudcensored.gif

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/mantismatty.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/modelguy.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/hbfinal.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/mundaychoosing.jpg

Bleh, that's all for now. I know I've got more, I'll post. Looking at my old stuff is depressing me, though. My college age shiz is milleniums better than my latest stuff.

[Usagi]

i think i love you
so what am I so afraid of
im afraid that im not sure of
a love there is no cure for

[xadrian]

good to see work from you again

slackass

[Logan]

digital seems to be your medium. i say go for it.

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/aimhigh021405.jpg

I did the second and fourth panels.

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/bamf.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/butts.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/fatsupes.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/Finished_Scud_Ninja.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/forchris.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

Naughty word. This is how all of my drawings talk to me. (http://tinyurl.com/r8phob)

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/gorillazjig.jpg

Gorillaz Self Portrait. I'm a peach. I don't know why.

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/groundhog.gif

[IMG]http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/hb.jpg[/IMG

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/hectolors.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/kitteninjajig.gif

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/leprechaunjig.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/oldymcancient.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/scarf.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/vampirekillerduder.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/zombieselfportrait01.jpg

That's one of my favorite more recent drawings.

[Ugga Bugga]

It's so easy to forget how talented you are :)

Please create more.

[MC Fumunda]

No, I will not sleep with you.

[Ugga Bugga]

Damn.











Will Jacon?

[Spidey]

Man, I haven't seen alot of these. You seriously need to draw more, such great stuff in here.

[ENTITY]

LoL!

This has been a fun ride through the demoralized zone.

This is great work; and greater madness and depravity.

My favorites were the Angel Envy and The Flash vs. Gorilla.

Thanks for sharing this stuff!

[NickRocks]

i forgot about that fake ipod ad.


awesome.

[xadrian]

It's so easy to forget how talented you are.

Yeah it is, kinda sad not seeing more work. It's like a rare treat.

[thunderking]

haha man thats some good work, but you gotta get back into your "Art Groove" or you'll lose your power forever! lol
but really it's not good for such a tallented artist to get
out of practice, man pick up that pencil and Draw!

[thunderking]

i just saw that zombie portriat, histarical

[MC Fumunda]

Thanks for all who've looked. Here's s'more stuff.

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/robonerink.jpg

That's my robot self portrait.

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/soapstrip.jpg

Tomfoolery.

[pencilpunx]

Alright, "Snake On A Plane" made me laugh so hard my sides hurt.

This whole thread is the tits.

[MC Fumunda]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/quicksketch.jpg

Really quick one I mostly like.

[Ugga Bugga]

I know you are into the whole facial hair thing, but on the last one, the shading is sort of looking like a jazz beard.

If you were using my aunt Thelma as a model that's fine,

Other than that, I really like that piece.

[CoreyPledger]

Haha, awesome. I never get a chance to see your work.

[MC Fumunda]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/ghostridersketch.jpg

Brushpen version...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/firstinksghostrider.jpg

For that holiday art swap.

My shit always seems to lose some life when I do inks. The brushpen version is much better than my micron version, though. I didn't even bother scanning that. It's easier to make shit up that you don't know how to draw when you use broader strokes. Like a vespa, for instance....hahha.

[Mr.Hades]

Sweet dude!

Thanks! Will get yours over to you asap!

Dan

[Karim]

that ghostrider drawing is tight

[dfbovey]

This thread makes me smile. Some hilarious stuff in here!

[Awesome B. Rockinsocks]

-giggle-
for someone who never draws you draw more often then most people I know.

[MC Fumunda]

Yeah. I should probably draw s'more stuff, huh?

Maybe I'll use my work breaks to draw more instead of looking up medical shit on the internet to obsess over.

I'm gonna check my harddrive for s'more old stuff. I'm sure it's around somewhere.

[1stJAM]

Nice McFu......................

Nice touch!




JAM,.........................

[1stJAM]

Yeah. I should probably draw s'more stuff, huh?

Maybe I'll use my work breaks to draw more instead of looking up medical shit on the internet to obsess over.

I'm gonna check my harddrive for s'more old stuff. I'm sure it's around somewhere.


After our draw-OFF, you can thank me later!

Thank me for diggin you out, and makin you draw!:D

JAM,...........................


Since you have talent... you should use the damn thang! Hey!;) ;)

[Logan]

this isn't meant as a slam or anything, but are you mentally challenged in some way?

[MC Fumunda]

I dug up s'more from my hard drive...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/actionjig.jpg

http://www.mcfumunda.com/briefcaseswap.jpg

http://www.mcfumunda.com/dw.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/fattywip2.jpg

I think I have the finished version of this Hellboy pic earlier in this thread...this was a WIP. Man, that head sucked. Glad it looked better for the finished...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/hbwip.jpg

An abandoned Hector Plasm sketch. I hated his head, and his pose was lame...but the demon monster being cut in half I always thought looked kinda cool, even in bare bones sketch form.
http://www.mcfumunda.com/hectorsketch01.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/liefeld.jpg

Jacon vs. Matty Lucha Libre drawoff. Mine is the magnet dude.

http://www.mcfumunda.com/lucha-libre.jpg

My original sketch for the piece that went to Mase for the xmas exchange. The finished should be somewhere earlier in the thread.

http://www.mcfumunda.com/mantis.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/mask.jpg

http://www.mcfumunda.com/mike.jpg

She doesn't like Nate. (http://www.mcfumunda.com/nate.jpg)

Hey look, it's Nate...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/nater.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

Southpark Self Portrait

http://www.mcfumunda.com/newsp.jpg

I made a cool snow sculpture in my yard a couple winters ago...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/oldmanwinter02.jpg

http://www.mcfumunda.com/oldmanwinter09.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/profile.jpg

http://www.mcfumunda.com/realtip.jpg

http://www.mcfumunda.com/santadracjam.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

Also for the Santa vs. Dracula Jamboree...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/santajig.jpg

http://www.mcfumunda.com/splode.jpg

My video game counterpart...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/tenbonerex.jpg

[MC Fumunda]

Obviously, this needs no explanation...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/theintimidator.jpg

Haha...this is so shitty/stupid..

http://www.mcfumunda.com/vinny.jpg

And last old one 'till I get more new shiz up here...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/westport.jpg

[CoreyPledger]

That's awesome!
Diggin the video game counterpart

[G-man_2000]

Great work! Your stuff is the funniest!! Your best pieces are the old people portraits, you should draw more old people more often!!

[saTHOMASo]

haha, love the zombie self portrait and the snake on a plane cartoon :)

[MC Fumunda]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/gasmunday.JPG

Took about 20 minutes...based on a true story. And I took all 12 of those free goddamn donuts! I just grabbed the whole box...hahaha.

I love how inconsistant my head is from panel to panel. Ahhhh....suck.

[Teratophile]

haha in panel number 6 you look like micheal kelly when he was in dawn of the dead. http://content.flixster.com/photo/42/80/21/4280213_tmb.jpg

[bindlestitch]

Don't be so hard on yourself Matty. It's better than I could do.
That snow sculpture is wicked cool.

[Logan]

hands and ears matty! hands and ears.

the pic of your bf on the top is cool too. he's way hawt!

[Spidey]

That snow sculpture is jawsome.

[jacon]

the pic of your bf on the top is cool too. he's way hawt!

huh? wha- my ears are ringing...

[MC Fumunda]

That's because I used menthol lube. That should go away in a few hours.

[Ra Havok]

If I had to choose a favorite thread of every forum on the internet... this might be a contender!!

Draw more, Matty. <3

[MC Fumunda]

Okay, okay...I'll draw more.

http://www.mcfumunda.com/mundaygnoshing.JPG

[Grafighte]

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/mau.gif

Man...what the hell...I drew a lot back in '03.

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/hotgirl.jpg

http://secretninjahideout.homestead.com/files/headshot.jpg

That likeness is actually pretty good.

Amazing perspective man!

[MC Fumunda]

I drew the ever elusive Benito Cereno.

http://www.mcfumunda.com/nito.JPG

[MC Fumunda]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/lovesjacon.JPG

Boy, I really don't draw.

*sigh*

[korintic]

Nice.
Your stuff is funny and disturbing and that's a great compo.

[Ra Havok]

Damn, 'Munday moral dilema' is awesome.

Do more of those.

Pretty please.

[Spidey]

Yeah, that Moral Dilemma strip really made me laugh. MAS drawing, Mathias.

[G-man_2000]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/lovesjacon.JPG

Boy, I really don't draw.

*sigh*

Yet your artwork has so much emotion. I bet Jacon really loves this art piece. If only I could get some one to cry for me. ;(

[jacon]

he probably drew that one after i sent him the Tenacious D song, "Dude"

[MC Fumunda]

Dude, I totally miss you.

[KRAZYRICKY1]

lovin your art man must see more

[Bruce Lee]

Nice work, dude. You got some serious skills, and a wicked sense of humor.

[Karim]

Okay, okay...I'll draw more.

http://www.mcfumunda.com/mundaygnoshing.JPG

hilarious.

10

[JimLeeforGod]

Sometimes I just look at your work and I just wonder...........why?


then I wonder......why not? :D



Awesome work man. totally trippy tenbonerexplosivo stuff! :D

[Knigge]

Bitch, you really need to draw more.

[MC Fumunda]

Hah...wanna see the only thing I've drawn since December of 2007?

http://www.mcfumunda.com/oldin.JPG

I think I may revisit it and finish. I do like where it's headed so far.

****...I'm so lazy, though.

[Kesto-v]

Heheh.. disturbing and funny stuff

[MC Fumunda]

Hrm...disturbing? Haha...Thanks for checkin' out the goods.

[Spidey]

I think your skills double when drawing old wrinkled farts.

[MC Fumunda]

New job. For some reason I seem to always draw something along these lines in my first week at a new job.

Anyhoo...I was on a conference call for an hour and a half today....this came out of my pencil while I was bored.

http://mcfumunda.com/phonecall.jpg

[Bruce Lee]

We all like pie. :) I'm glad you're posting again, dude.

Loston

[MC Fumunda]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, friend....hahaha.

Thanks for lookin'.

[MC Fumunda]

http://mcfumunda.com/mungnnngg.jpg

Another meeting doodle. Ballpoint pen.

[jacon]

someone has left 4 dead on the mind

[Ugga Bugga]

please go to more meetings.

[MC Fumunda]

I got a new sketchbook for my birthday. I scanned a couple of the doodles I didn't hate.

http://mcfumunda.com/shot.jpg

That's not from anything, I just thought that would be something this dude would say. There was no scene in my head or anything when I drew it. It just fell outta my brush pen.

http://mcfumunda.com/cold.jpg

More brushpen nonsense.

http://mcfumunda.com/distress.jpg

I was just playin' with facial expressions and trying to get something down really fast with the brushpen. I guess I snatched that one to post 'cuz his eyes seem kinda expressive.

[MC Fumunda]

http://mcfumunda.com/grimreaper_800x463.jpg

The grim reaper and a zombie(?), mechanical pencil. Both pretty small and really fast.

http://mcfumunda.com/knifefight.jpg

Another small one with mechanical pencil. I like the guy that's facing away much better. This was another pretty fast one that turned out kinda nice for a doodle.

http://mcfumunda.com/batgirl.jpg

Hah, that's so horrible. Oh well. It was fast.

[MC Fumunda]

http://mcfumunda.com/sketchgirlnose.jpg

I don't really know why I stopped there...but it's just a nose sitting in my sketchbook in the middle of a page.

http://mcfumunda.com/me.jpg

Cartoony me.

I've been drawing a lot since I got this sketchbook. I'm sure I'll get s'more shit up. I should try to do an actual finished illustration and color it 'n shit. We'll see. Maybe a joker.

[MC Fumunda]

I just found some really old shit.

http://mcfumunda.com/skeletons.jpg

Oldskool collab betwixt Jacon and myself. I pencilled, he inked over it.

http://mcfumunda.com/pornstore.jpg

Haha...I'm gonna put that at about circa 1999.

http://mcfumunda.com/voodoojoe_418x600.jpg

That's Voodoo Joe from Arsenic Lullaby with a zombie he made out of zombified aborted fetuses. Probably around 2000, maybe?

[MC Fumunda]

http://mcfumunda.com/aquaman_640x600.jpg

Hahahaha...that was from a waaay old PJ drawoff, and I think I actually won it. I used to win drawoffs with my shitty assed drawings by making them funny. I'd say this is from 2001 maybe? It was Batman vs. Aquaman.

[MC Fumunda]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/batty.JPG

Pen sketch that turned into this in Mangastudio...

http://www.mcfumunda.com/nickbats.JPG

http://www.mcfumunda.com/xrayfinalsmall.JPG

I made that one compiling different xray scans I found online. There's sheep skulls in there, and finger bones, spines...lots of stuff. I should do more of those. I wish there was a huge resource of xrays, though. I love how that one turned out. It was a lot of work...but Satan sure looks cool!

[MC Fumunda]

http://mcfumunda.com/piratejig_431x600.jpg

Remember jigs? Good times. There's my pirate self portrait.

[Beastie]

I remember your Batman-octopus.

Loved it then - and loved it now :D

[NickRocks]

wow i gotta get mangastudio

[kman]

I wanna have your baby, Matty.

[Knigge]

zomg, dude. zomg.

[jeremy dale]

hehehe great thread.

[MC Fumunda]

Thanks for lookin', dudes.

Here's a Hector Plasm photomanip I did tonight.

http://www.mcfumunda.com/hectorplasm.jpg

[Bruce Lee]

http://www.mcfumunda.com/nickbats.JPG



This is one of my favorite things from you. It just has a great graphic quality and design to it.

Loston

[MC Fumunda]

Hey, thanks man.

You should draw your own version of it...haha.