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WillTurner
03-16-2006, 07:05 AM
The fact is Supervillains are idiots, never doing the obvious-

The Hulk-Ok, first of all, you annoy him, possibly by poking him with a stick, or making him play Deal Or No Deal. Then you give him a sweet and calm him down. Then you annoy him again, then calm him, then annoy him...eventually he has a nervous breakdown.

Superman- Forget kryptonite. Superman is powered by the sun, right? What you want to do is dump a truckload of blankets on his head.

The X-Men- Whiny bastards. Just get them on Oprah and let them whine about how excluded they are and how they were never picked first.

Spiderman- Giant rolled up newspaper

ielle77
03-16-2006, 12:38 PM
ha ha ha

frank castle, buy him a beer talk about his dead son in a sympathic voice, he'll crack.

Hmm same goes for batman, only he'd probably prefer warm milk and obviously the topic would be his parents.

Rogue, just don't touch her.

Spider Jeruselum, drugs, tv... a bowel disrupter, he's entertained for hours.

V, distract him by talking about old movie stars and pointless films, take his mask and play keep away, lead him into his fake aushwitz-like camp and make crazy children's giggling sounds and eventually he'll break. I mean he's already a bit mad.

NickRocks
03-20-2006, 05:25 PM
thor-he's a god, so just tell him you dont believe in him and hell get so mad his head will explode.