Ninjas versus Pirates

[Screamus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/screamus/HighSeasPirate.jpg VS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/screamus/ninja1011.jpg

Ninjas: (personal opinion)
Flip out and kill people ALL THE TIME!

Urban dictionary quotes:
Ninja invented the internet.
Can run 100 miles on their hands
Catch bullets in their teeth


Realultimatepower.net testimonaial:
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Pirates: (personal opinion)
Just Drunks

urban dictionary quotes:
The Pirate is an oft misunderstood individual who can be seen absolutely pwning everyone around him/her. Well versed in the arts of cheekiness, deceit, extortion(sp), theft, blackmail, smarmery, and crazy acrobatic sword and or knife fighting. The pirate always lands on his feet, and always wins, even when you think not. naturally hates the ninja, as ninjas are overated far too serious for their own good.
the most 31337 p1r4735 sometimes join the ranks of the mysterious Shadow Pirates.

1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

A term referring to 1700's sea-raiders who disturbingly enough were mostly homosexuals because of mostly all men crews.

[Ed]

frequent undead curses give pirates the upperhand.

[theycallmemisterbob]

Advantage: Ninjas, being clandestine in nature, don't drunkenly boast of their deeds- thus making them impossible to pick off and kill.

[WillTurner]

Yes, but pirates swagger because they know they're badass. Ninjas are mercenaries and would stab themselves in the eye if someone paid them enough.

[Chico Blue]

Yes, but pirates swagger because they know they're badass. Ninjas are mercenaries and would stab themselves in the eye if someone paid them enough.

As opposed to stabbing yourself in the eye, just so you can get an eye patch. :)

[WillTurner]

As opposed to stabbing yourself in the eye, just so you can get an eye patch. :)

Nah, that's because pirates are double hard. They also cut off their own legs and swing on ropes diving at each other. Plus they also have a sense of humour.

[NickRocks]

the pirates from one piece would beat ninjas, but pirates of the caribbean pirates would get pwnt hard.

[Logan]

imma go pirates because they'd probably possess enough infectious diseases to easily wipe out all ninjas before they have to march inland from the sea. at which point, they'd be amazed to find no ninjas due to the aforementioned diseases and call it America or something.

[WillTurner]

the pirates from one piece would beat ninjas, but pirates of the caribbean pirates would get pwnt hard.


Are you kidding? The POTC are immortal (Yeah, I know cheap shot).

Ninjas on the other hand freaked out the idiot samurai because they dressed to blend in with their surroundings ("AAAGH! Demons! Quck, back to our flower arranging!")

[NickRocks]

Are you kidding? The POTC are immortal (Yeah, I know cheap shot).

Ninjas on the other hand freaked out the idiot samurai because they dressed to blend in with their surroundings ("AAAGH! Demons! Quck, back to our flower arranging!")

ninjas are so sweet they would PREFER the POTC's to be immortal, that means they can flip out and kill them over and over again!

[WillTurner]

ninjas are so sweet they would PREFER the POTC's to be immortal, that means they can flip out and kill them over and over again!

I've seen the website too- sadly, the ninjas would be too busy wailing on their guitars to notice a pirate slicing their heads off.

[CS]

Plus the fact that ninjas have 5 foot boners.

[Wild&Uncouth]

That's a hard one. Pirates are like ninjas of the sea. And ninjas are like pirates of the land.
They're both equally obnoxious.
I think it's a stalemate.