Hollywood Hogan vs. Hulk Hogan

[amadarwin]

Hollywood, totally. He was evil. Hulk was about eating vitamins and making crappy movies.

pfft. No contest.

[Ugga Bugga]

Yeah but once Hulk hulked up there was no beating him.

[penciljack]

You know what? I put up with a lot of crap around here, but this is the last straw. There is NO WAY I'm going to sit here and let you besmirch the legend that is Hulk Hogan like that Amadarwin.

Everybody knows the REAL Hulk Hogan would mop up that pantywaist "Hollywood" Hogan like so much spilled milk.

[amadarwin]

You two obviously suckled at the teat of Hulkamania too long. Those red tights were the epitome of evil. Know what the color of yellow signifies? Yup, cowardice.

Hollywood, punks. All the way.

[astrocity20]

Hulk Hogan easily. "Mr. Nanny"? Now there's a masterpiece.

[Killer_gym_sox]

You two obviously suckled at the teat of Hulkamania too long. Those red tights were the epitome of evil. Know what the color of yellow signifies? Yup, cowardice.


Im sorry... but that was just way too damn funny

[Ridge]

No amount of vitamins, prayers or hulking up "these 24" pythons, brother!" could save Hulk from Hollywood's infamous 'finger poke of doom'.
(Hogan vs. Nash, world title match, Jan '99 Nitro)

Hollywood for the win and the gold.

[penciljack]

Here's the be-all, end-all:

Hulk Hogan (the Hulkster, the Hulkamaniac) BODYSLAMMED Andre the Giant.

End of story. Hulk Hogan wins. Next topic.

[smygba]

Hulk Hogan may have been lame, but he was invincible.

[Spidey]

Hulk hogan wasn't lame he was freaking awesome.
Besides, the classic Hulk has a higher rating than Hollywood in the SmackDown vs Raw game and we all know videogames don't lie.

[jeremy dale]

Hulk Hogan all the way. He'd FIND a way, brother.

[Bruce Lee]

Whatcha gon'na do when the REAL Hulk Hogan (Hollywood sucks) runs wild on you?

Loston

[Chris Piers]

Listen brother, ain't no one that can been the Hulkster. He has the LEG DROP OF DOOM! He can "hulk up". How could anyone possibly beat that? He'll be mopping the floor with every contendor, once or twice a year, until he's into his 70s.

[thepunisher]

The Rock BEAT Hogan.

even after the hulk up AND famous leg drop.

[smygba]

The Rock BEAT Hogan.

even after the hulk up AND famous leg drop.
So Hulk beat HHH, and we all know he's invincible ¬_¬

[Popninja]

The Rock BEAT Hogan.

even after the hulk up AND famous leg drop.

The Rock BEAT Hollywood Hogan, not THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN. I knowed this because I watched it LIVE on PPV.

Hollywood Hogan is a wuss. He got beat by Bill Goldberg in, what, like 3 minutes. Like PJ said, THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN bodyslammed Andre the Giant. 'Nuff said.

[penciljack]

*sniff* This thread brought a tear to my eye.

[thepunisher]

The Rock BEAT Hollywood Hogan, not THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN. I knowed this because I watched it LIVE on PPV.
I saw the thing too.

The one man who I saw beat the IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN, and it still resonates in my mind as the GREATEST MATCH of all time.

The Ultimate Warrior!


Too bad he went nuts and changed his actual name to Ultimate Warrior and then went to Duke University as a guest speaker for a young republicans and yelled at the foreigners and made disparraging remarks to them and women. Actual, it's just too bad he went nuts. The other half was pretty funny. Crazy, but funny.

[Trilogy]

You beat me to it. Ultimate Warrior did wipe the mat with Hogan. I'd have to go with Hollywood. Come on, the man cheats. Hogan can Hulk up all he wants, but one finger jab to the eye or a Chyna-style low blow would kill all that "hulking up" nonsense (though it may take both the finger jab and low blow to do it).

[Popninja]

The one man who I saw beat the IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN, and it still resonates in my mind as the GREATEST MATCH of all time.

The Ultimate Warrior!

Calling it "the GREATEST MATCH of all time" is a bit of a stretch. Okay, it's a massively ginormous stretch.

Warrior barely beat Hulkster. Rewatch the match. Just as the referee brings his hand down for the three count, just as it hits the mat, Hulkster actually kicks out. It was by a hair.

A HAIR, I SAY!!

[thepunisher]

It was by a hair.

A HAIR, I SAY!!
Last I checked... A wins a win.

[Popninja]

Last I checked... A wins a win.

Last I checked...Hogan is IMMORTAL and Warrior is a cuckoo.

[smygba]

Ultimate Warrior wrestles in my town alot, and has change his name to Warrior (which is just plain freaking awesome)

He sells his ring attire on eBay too, and writes out the entire thing like a wrestling promo, and all in caps, opening with the line "I AM WARRIOR"

He totally rules Hogan

[thepunisher]

Last I checked...Hogan is IMMORTAL and Warrior is a cuckoo.
Funny how Hogan lost to cuckoo though...

[thEbrEEze]

hulk hogan definately although i love hollywood's intro music

[penciljack]

The bottom line is, Ultimate Warrior never wrestled against Hollywood Hogan, as I recall. So using the Ultimate Warrior against the Immortal Hulk Hogan is a red herring.

Again, I bring up the bodyslamming of Andre the Giant. The Hulkster, in his prime, was the greatest wrestler in history. Hollywood Hulk Hogan will be little more than a footnote in that history.

[MankindRam]

The bottom line is, Ultimate Warrior never wrestled against Hollywood Hogan, as I recall. So using the Ultimate Warrior against the Immortal Hulk Hogan is a red herring.

Again, I bring up the bodyslamming of Andre the Giant. The Hulkster, in his prime, was the greatest wrestler in history. Hollywood Hulk Hogan will be little more than a footnote in that history.


Wrong on this one man, Hollywood Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior in 1998, WCW Starcade if I'm not mistaken. Worst match ever between these two. EVER! and i'm a Hogan fan from 1983 dude!

Ps - any Hogan is fine by me, I'm just glad HB-Jerk had to lay down for the pin this past summer!

Rich

[penciljack]

Wrong on this one man, Hollywood Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior in 1998, WCW Starcade if I'm not mistaken. Worst match ever between these two. EVER! and i'm a Hogan fan from 1983 dude!

Fair enough ... but who won in 1998?

[MankindRam]

Hogan! He even light his mustache on fire in the match, and Warrior revealed the ending to the fans the Nitro before. It is the only Hogan match I HATED!

[penciljack]

You know ... I was just thinking ... have you ever seen Hollywood Hogan and the Immortal Hulk Hogan standing next to each other?

They look like they could be twin brothers. I wonder if -- no, that's too insane, isn't it? Could it be that they're the SAME PERSON?

[jack_of_asses]

they also look alot like that terrible actor in that movie suburban commando. what was his name...terry hogan, but a theory this half baked can't be true.