NickRocks
11-18-2003, 10:04 AM
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MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
BOOK 2:THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.
BY LUIS VALDEZ
CHAPTER 1: ESCAPE
ME AND MOO GOO TRIED TO ESCAPE THE BASEMENT. BUT THEN A BIG STRONG GUY GOT IN OUR WAY. HE WAS BIG AND TALL WITH PURPLE EYES. I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID “WOW YOU ARE BIG”
HE SAID “I KNOW”.
MOO GOO SAID TO ME “RUN, LUIS! I WILL HOLD HIM OFF!” MOO GOO AND THE BIG GUY WHOS NAME WAS LARRY BIRD STARTED FIGHTING. I COULD TELL MOO GOO WAS GOING TO LOSE, BUT HE TOLD ME TO RUN AND I HAD TO LISTEN TO HIM. I TURNED AND RAN.
MOO GOO AND LARRY FOUGHT KARATE. BOTH OF THEM WERE GETTING BEAT UP PRETTY BAD BUT NEITHER WANTED TO GIVE IN.
THEN LARRY THREW MOO GOO THROUGH A WALL. MOO GOO LANDED ON A SPIKE AND DIED.
CHAPTER 2: THE DEATH OF MOO GOO
“MOO GOO!” I YELLED. I TURNED TO LARRY. IN MY RAGE I COULDN’T EVEN TYPE STRAIGHT.
“IM GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!” I SCREAMED. I SCREAMED SO LOUD LARRY’S SKIN WAS PEELED OFF HIS BODY WHILE HE WAS STILL ALIVE.
I RAN OUT THE DOOR CARRYING MY MASTERS DEAD BODY WHEN HE WOKE UP.
“MASTER!” I SAID. “I THOUGHT YOU DIED!” I SAID.
“NO, I WAS JUST PRETENDING. NOVEMBER FOOLS!”
WE LAUGHED. MOO GOO STRAIGHTENED HIS SHIRT, AND WE FLEW OFF TOGETHER.
CHAPTER 3: THE BIGGEST FIGHT EVER.
ME AND MOO GOO PAI FLEW THROUGH A FOREST, WHEN ZOMBIE DEMON NINJAS CAME UP FROM THE GROUND!
“MOO GOO WATCH OUT!” I YELLED AS ONE OF THE NINJA PULLED MOO GOO UNDER THE GROUND.
MOO GOO STRUGGLED, BUT IT WAS NO USE. HE WAS BEING PULLED SLOWLY AND SURELY. SO I JUMPED DOWN INTO THE GROUND AFTER HIM.
I WENT DOWN INTO THE NINJAS EVIL LAIR, WHERE THE BARBI TWINS WERE.
“WOAH, WHAT ARE YOU SKANKS DOING HERE?” I YELLED.
“WE ARE THE ONES WHO PLANNED THE CAPTURE OF MOO GOO PAI.” THEY SAID AT THE SAME TIME, WHICH WAS SCARY.
SO I PULLED OUT MY NINJA SWORD (NOTE: NOT MY DONG) AND I SLICED AT THEM. BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY BECAME INVISIBLE, AND THE SWORD WENT THROUGH THEM!
“WOAH! JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!” I SAID.
THEN THE BARBI TWINS GOT ON A MOTORCYCLE (NOTE: ONE MOTORCYCLE! THEY WERE RIDING IT TOGETHER!) WITH MOO GOO PAI BETWEEN THEM AND THEY ZOOMED OFF.
CHAPTER 4: THE CHASE
I GOT ON ANOTHER MOTORCYCLE AND CHASED AFTER THEM. WE WENT ONTO A HIGHWAY. I JUMPED OFF THE MOTORCYCLE, LANDED ON A CAR, AND JUMPED OFF THAT ONE ONTO THE TOP OF A TRUCK, WHERE THE BARBI TWINS WERE WITH MOO GOO.
“DON’T WORRY MASTER! ILL SAVE YOU!” I YELLED
MOO GOO SAID, AS HIS FACE WAS MUFFLED BETWEEN ONE OF THE TWINS, CHEST ”DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME, IM FINE.”
SO I STARTED FIGHTING THE ONE BARBI TWIN KARATE STYLE. I KNOCKED HER OFF THE TRUCK, BUT SHE TURNED INVISIBLE AND LANDED IN A JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, RIGHT IN THE DRIVERS SEAT, JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!
THAT LEFT ME AND THE OTHER BARBI TWIN LEFT ON THE TOP OF THE TRUCK. WE WERE ABOUT TO FIGHT WHEN I SAID, “HEY, YOU WANNA BANG?”
SHE SAID ”OK”
SO WE DID.
BUT THE WAR HAD JUST BEGUN…..
TO BE CONTINUED IN MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS BOOK 3:WATCHA!
MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
BOOK 3:WHATCHA!
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.
BY LUIS VALDEZ
CHAPTER 1:MOO GOO RELOADED
AFTER I BANGED THE BARBI BITCH, I GRABBED MOO GOO AND JUMPED OFF THE TRUCK BEFORE IT COLLIDED WITH ANOTHER ONE.
“WHERE DID THE OTHER SKANK GO?” MOO GOO ASKED.
THEN I SAW THE JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE DRIVEN BY THE OTHER BARBI TWIN DRIVING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME. SO I ROLLED TO THE SIDE, AND, USING MY NINJA SWORD, CUT THE CAR IN HALF. THEN I SHOT IT, AND IT BLEW UP, KILLING THE TWIN. (JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!)
AFTER THAT, WE BOTH WENT TO EAT A HAMBURGER.
CHAPTER 2:LUIS RELOADED
WHEN WE WERE AT THE BURGER PLACE, THERE WAS THIS OLD WHITE GUY SITTING IN A CORNER, CALLING EVERYONE A WANKSTER.
I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, DAWG?”
HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS RADIKUL, THE DOPEST RAPPER EVER DUDE!
THEN HE TOLD ME HOW HE CREATED THE WORLD. HE ALSO WARNED ME THAT IF I DIDN’T GIVE UP TRYING TO STOP MOO GOO PAI FROM DYING, THEN HE WOULD END THIS WORLD AND START IT ALL OVER AGAIN.
“RADIKUL” I SAID “YOU ARE THE DOPEST RAPPER EVER. DUDE! BUT YOU HAVE TO THINK THINGS THROUGH BEFORE YOU DESTROY THE UNIVERSE FROM A WENDYS!”
RADIKUL SAID “YOUR RIGHT. IF YOU GIVE ME MOO GOO PAI, I WONT END THE UNIVERSE.”
“NEVER!” I SAID. AND I THREW HIS HAMBURGER OUT THE WINDOW.
“OH DIP TRICK,” RADIKUL, “IM MAD PISSED NOW!” HE PULLED OUT A GUN AND STARTED SHOOTING, BUT I WAS ALREADY GONE.
CHAPTER 3: WEEOW
“LUIS” SAID MOO GOO “ARENT YOU GOD? HOW CAN RADIKUL, THE DOPEST RAPPER EVER. DUDE! DESTROY THE WORLD?”
“RADIKUL IS A DIFFERENT FORCE THAN MY POWERS” I SAID. “I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER HIS RAP SKILLZ.”
BUT THEN I SAW RADIKUL
“HEY RAD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT WENDYS!”
“NOT ANYMORE” SAID A VOICE BEHIND ME. IT WAS RADIKUL!
“WOAH THERES 2 OF THOSE GUYS?!” I YELLED.
THEN RADIKUL STUCK HIS MICROPHONE UP MOO GOO PAIS ASS. MOO GOO PAI THEN TURNED INTO ANOTHER RADIKUL!
“WOAH….THAT’S NOT GOOD” I SAID “HE WENT FROM AN OLD CHINESE GUY AMAZING AT MARTIAL ARTS, TO AN OLD WHITE RAPPER GUY.”
THE THREE RADIKULS ATTACKED.
CHAPTER 4: FIGHT
I FOUGHT THE THREE RADIKULS. I KICKED ONE THROUGH A WALL, THREW THE OTHER ONE INTO A TRUCK THAT EXPLODED, AND KNEED THE LAST ONE IN THE GROIN.
“YOU CANT STOP THE THUNDER!” I SAID. BUT I WAS IN FOR A SURPRISE, AS A WHOLE BUNCH OF MORE RADIKULS STARTED COMING OUT OF WENDYS! THEY SURROUNDED ME.
“UH OH THIS ISNT GOOD” I SAID.
ONE OF THE RADIKULS JUMPED AT ME. I GOT ON A TRICYCLE AND ZOOMED OFF.
WHAT WILL LUIS DO NOW THAT RADIKUL CAN MULTIPLY? FIND OUT IN MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS BOOK 4:CHICKEN IS GOOD
MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
BOOK 4:CHICKEN IS GOOD
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.
BY LUIS VALDEZ
CHAPTER 1:RADIKULIZATION
I ZOOMED AWAY ON MY TRIKE, AND WENT BACK TO HEAVEN, WHERE IT WAS SAFE. THE NOT-VIRGIN-ANYMORE MARY ASKED ME, “WHAT HAPPENED?”
I TOLD HER. SHE WAS ALL LIKE, “WOW, HOW MANY OF THEM ARE THERE?”
I WAS ALL LIKE “A LOT.”
BACK ON EARTH, THE RADIKUL ARMY (WHICH HAD NOW GROWN TO 300,000 RADIKULS) SEARCHED FOR ME. LITTLE DID THEY KNOW I WAS SAFE IN HEAVEN.
MARY TOLD ME I SHOULDN’T BE HIDING. I WAS ALL LIKE “I KNOW, BUT IT’S THE ONLY THING I CAN DO NOW. RADIKUL IS WAY TOO STRONG.”
CHAPTER 2:CAUGHT
WHILE I WAS HEALING MY WOUNDS, THE RADIKUL ARMY WERE ALL WAITING IN LINE AT A WENDYS WHEN ONE OF THE BARBI TWINS SWHOWED UP, THE ONE I BANGED!
THE RADIKULS WERE LIKE “WE THOUGHT YOU DIED.”
SHE SAID, “NO, I WAS MERELY BANGED.”
THE RADIKULS SAID, “YOU DIDN’T GET MOO GOO PAI.”
THE BARBI TWIN WAS LIKE “I KNOW, IM SORRY.”
THEN ONE OF THE RADIKULS SAID “DON’T WORRY, HES IN MY BELLY.”
THEY LAUGHED.
THEN THE BARBI TWIN SAID, “HEY I KNOW WHERE LUIS IS.”
THE RADIKULS WERE LIKE “WHERE?”
THE BARBI TWIN SAID “HEAVEN.”
CHAPTER 3: UH OH
THE RADIKULS WERE LIKE “HEAVEN?”
SHE SAID “YAH, SINCE HE’S GOD, THAT’S WHERE HE WOULD BE.”
THE RADIKULS LOOKED UP, THEN FLEW UP WARDS TOWARDS HEAVEN. THEY STARTED TO EAT THEIR WAY THROUGH THE CLOUDS SLOWLY, JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!
SOME RADIKULS STAYED BEHIND TO MULTIPLY MORE.
WHILE I WAS IN HEAVEN, THE NOT VIRGIN ANYMORE MARY TOLD ME OF THE COMING RADIKULS. I WAS LIKE “HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE?”
SHE SAID “12 HOURS.”
I WAS LIKE “THAT’S JUST LIKE THE MATRIX.”
THEN I NOTICED THAT JOHN THE BAPTIST WASN’T AROUND. I WAS LIKE “WHERE DID HE GO?”
MARY SAID, “HES TRAPPED IN A TRAIN STATION, DUDE. AND THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHERE HE IS, IS A NIGHTCLUB OWNER.”
I WAS LIKE “WOW THAT’S JUST LIKE THE MATRIX, MAN!”
SO I LEFT TO GO TO THE NIGHTCLUB, WHICH WAS CALLED WEENIES.
CHAPTER 4: THE CLUB
SO I WENT TO THE CLUB. I WENT UP TO THE DOOR, BUT THREE BOUNCERS WERE IN THE WAY. THEY WERE BIG, WITH RED HAIR. THEIR NAMES WERE JIM, JAMES, AND JIMMY.
THEY SAID TO ME “ARE YOU ON THE LIST?’
I WAS LIKE “NOW I AM MOTHER TRUCKER.” AND WITH THAT I PUNCHED JIM IN THE FACE. JAMES AND JIMMY ATTACKED ME, SLAMMING ME INTO A WALL. THEN THEY PULLED OUT UZIS AND JUMPED ONTO THE CEILING, SHOOTING AT ME, JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!
AS I CROUCHED BEHIND A WALL, THE BULLETS DESTROYING THE WALL, THEINGS SEEMED GRIM.
(not) THE END………..
MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
BOOK 2:THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.
BY LUIS VALDEZ
CHAPTER 1: ESCAPE
ME AND MOO GOO TRIED TO ESCAPE THE BASEMENT. BUT THEN A BIG STRONG GUY GOT IN OUR WAY. HE WAS BIG AND TALL WITH PURPLE EYES. I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID “WOW YOU ARE BIG”
HE SAID “I KNOW”.
MOO GOO SAID TO ME “RUN, LUIS! I WILL HOLD HIM OFF!” MOO GOO AND THE BIG GUY WHOS NAME WAS LARRY BIRD STARTED FIGHTING. I COULD TELL MOO GOO WAS GOING TO LOSE, BUT HE TOLD ME TO RUN AND I HAD TO LISTEN TO HIM. I TURNED AND RAN.
MOO GOO AND LARRY FOUGHT KARATE. BOTH OF THEM WERE GETTING BEAT UP PRETTY BAD BUT NEITHER WANTED TO GIVE IN.
THEN LARRY THREW MOO GOO THROUGH A WALL. MOO GOO LANDED ON A SPIKE AND DIED.
CHAPTER 2: THE DEATH OF MOO GOO
“MOO GOO!” I YELLED. I TURNED TO LARRY. IN MY RAGE I COULDN’T EVEN TYPE STRAIGHT.
“IM GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!” I SCREAMED. I SCREAMED SO LOUD LARRY’S SKIN WAS PEELED OFF HIS BODY WHILE HE WAS STILL ALIVE.
I RAN OUT THE DOOR CARRYING MY MASTERS DEAD BODY WHEN HE WOKE UP.
“MASTER!” I SAID. “I THOUGHT YOU DIED!” I SAID.
“NO, I WAS JUST PRETENDING. NOVEMBER FOOLS!”
WE LAUGHED. MOO GOO STRAIGHTENED HIS SHIRT, AND WE FLEW OFF TOGETHER.
CHAPTER 3: THE BIGGEST FIGHT EVER.
ME AND MOO GOO PAI FLEW THROUGH A FOREST, WHEN ZOMBIE DEMON NINJAS CAME UP FROM THE GROUND!
“MOO GOO WATCH OUT!” I YELLED AS ONE OF THE NINJA PULLED MOO GOO UNDER THE GROUND.
MOO GOO STRUGGLED, BUT IT WAS NO USE. HE WAS BEING PULLED SLOWLY AND SURELY. SO I JUMPED DOWN INTO THE GROUND AFTER HIM.
I WENT DOWN INTO THE NINJAS EVIL LAIR, WHERE THE BARBI TWINS WERE.
“WOAH, WHAT ARE YOU SKANKS DOING HERE?” I YELLED.
“WE ARE THE ONES WHO PLANNED THE CAPTURE OF MOO GOO PAI.” THEY SAID AT THE SAME TIME, WHICH WAS SCARY.
SO I PULLED OUT MY NINJA SWORD (NOTE: NOT MY DONG) AND I SLICED AT THEM. BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY BECAME INVISIBLE, AND THE SWORD WENT THROUGH THEM!
“WOAH! JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!” I SAID.
THEN THE BARBI TWINS GOT ON A MOTORCYCLE (NOTE: ONE MOTORCYCLE! THEY WERE RIDING IT TOGETHER!) WITH MOO GOO PAI BETWEEN THEM AND THEY ZOOMED OFF.
CHAPTER 4: THE CHASE
I GOT ON ANOTHER MOTORCYCLE AND CHASED AFTER THEM. WE WENT ONTO A HIGHWAY. I JUMPED OFF THE MOTORCYCLE, LANDED ON A CAR, AND JUMPED OFF THAT ONE ONTO THE TOP OF A TRUCK, WHERE THE BARBI TWINS WERE WITH MOO GOO.
“DON’T WORRY MASTER! ILL SAVE YOU!” I YELLED
MOO GOO SAID, AS HIS FACE WAS MUFFLED BETWEEN ONE OF THE TWINS, CHEST ”DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME, IM FINE.”
SO I STARTED FIGHTING THE ONE BARBI TWIN KARATE STYLE. I KNOCKED HER OFF THE TRUCK, BUT SHE TURNED INVISIBLE AND LANDED IN A JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, RIGHT IN THE DRIVERS SEAT, JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!
THAT LEFT ME AND THE OTHER BARBI TWIN LEFT ON THE TOP OF THE TRUCK. WE WERE ABOUT TO FIGHT WHEN I SAID, “HEY, YOU WANNA BANG?”
SHE SAID ”OK”
SO WE DID.
BUT THE WAR HAD JUST BEGUN…..
TO BE CONTINUED IN MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS BOOK 3:WATCHA!
MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
BOOK 3:WHATCHA!
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.
BY LUIS VALDEZ
CHAPTER 1:MOO GOO RELOADED
AFTER I BANGED THE BARBI BITCH, I GRABBED MOO GOO AND JUMPED OFF THE TRUCK BEFORE IT COLLIDED WITH ANOTHER ONE.
“WHERE DID THE OTHER SKANK GO?” MOO GOO ASKED.
THEN I SAW THE JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE DRIVEN BY THE OTHER BARBI TWIN DRIVING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME. SO I ROLLED TO THE SIDE, AND, USING MY NINJA SWORD, CUT THE CAR IN HALF. THEN I SHOT IT, AND IT BLEW UP, KILLING THE TWIN. (JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!)
AFTER THAT, WE BOTH WENT TO EAT A HAMBURGER.
CHAPTER 2:LUIS RELOADED
WHEN WE WERE AT THE BURGER PLACE, THERE WAS THIS OLD WHITE GUY SITTING IN A CORNER, CALLING EVERYONE A WANKSTER.
I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, DAWG?”
HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS RADIKUL, THE DOPEST RAPPER EVER DUDE!
THEN HE TOLD ME HOW HE CREATED THE WORLD. HE ALSO WARNED ME THAT IF I DIDN’T GIVE UP TRYING TO STOP MOO GOO PAI FROM DYING, THEN HE WOULD END THIS WORLD AND START IT ALL OVER AGAIN.
“RADIKUL” I SAID “YOU ARE THE DOPEST RAPPER EVER. DUDE! BUT YOU HAVE TO THINK THINGS THROUGH BEFORE YOU DESTROY THE UNIVERSE FROM A WENDYS!”
RADIKUL SAID “YOUR RIGHT. IF YOU GIVE ME MOO GOO PAI, I WONT END THE UNIVERSE.”
“NEVER!” I SAID. AND I THREW HIS HAMBURGER OUT THE WINDOW.
“OH DIP TRICK,” RADIKUL, “IM MAD PISSED NOW!” HE PULLED OUT A GUN AND STARTED SHOOTING, BUT I WAS ALREADY GONE.
CHAPTER 3: WEEOW
“LUIS” SAID MOO GOO “ARENT YOU GOD? HOW CAN RADIKUL, THE DOPEST RAPPER EVER. DUDE! DESTROY THE WORLD?”
“RADIKUL IS A DIFFERENT FORCE THAN MY POWERS” I SAID. “I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER HIS RAP SKILLZ.”
BUT THEN I SAW RADIKUL
“HEY RAD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT WENDYS!”
“NOT ANYMORE” SAID A VOICE BEHIND ME. IT WAS RADIKUL!
“WOAH THERES 2 OF THOSE GUYS?!” I YELLED.
THEN RADIKUL STUCK HIS MICROPHONE UP MOO GOO PAIS ASS. MOO GOO PAI THEN TURNED INTO ANOTHER RADIKUL!
“WOAH….THAT’S NOT GOOD” I SAID “HE WENT FROM AN OLD CHINESE GUY AMAZING AT MARTIAL ARTS, TO AN OLD WHITE RAPPER GUY.”
THE THREE RADIKULS ATTACKED.
CHAPTER 4: FIGHT
I FOUGHT THE THREE RADIKULS. I KICKED ONE THROUGH A WALL, THREW THE OTHER ONE INTO A TRUCK THAT EXPLODED, AND KNEED THE LAST ONE IN THE GROIN.
“YOU CANT STOP THE THUNDER!” I SAID. BUT I WAS IN FOR A SURPRISE, AS A WHOLE BUNCH OF MORE RADIKULS STARTED COMING OUT OF WENDYS! THEY SURROUNDED ME.
“UH OH THIS ISNT GOOD” I SAID.
ONE OF THE RADIKULS JUMPED AT ME. I GOT ON A TRICYCLE AND ZOOMED OFF.
WHAT WILL LUIS DO NOW THAT RADIKUL CAN MULTIPLY? FIND OUT IN MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS BOOK 4:CHICKEN IS GOOD
MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
BOOK 4:CHICKEN IS GOOD
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.
BY LUIS VALDEZ
CHAPTER 1:RADIKULIZATION
I ZOOMED AWAY ON MY TRIKE, AND WENT BACK TO HEAVEN, WHERE IT WAS SAFE. THE NOT-VIRGIN-ANYMORE MARY ASKED ME, “WHAT HAPPENED?”
I TOLD HER. SHE WAS ALL LIKE, “WOW, HOW MANY OF THEM ARE THERE?”
I WAS ALL LIKE “A LOT.”
BACK ON EARTH, THE RADIKUL ARMY (WHICH HAD NOW GROWN TO 300,000 RADIKULS) SEARCHED FOR ME. LITTLE DID THEY KNOW I WAS SAFE IN HEAVEN.
MARY TOLD ME I SHOULDN’T BE HIDING. I WAS ALL LIKE “I KNOW, BUT IT’S THE ONLY THING I CAN DO NOW. RADIKUL IS WAY TOO STRONG.”
CHAPTER 2:CAUGHT
WHILE I WAS HEALING MY WOUNDS, THE RADIKUL ARMY WERE ALL WAITING IN LINE AT A WENDYS WHEN ONE OF THE BARBI TWINS SWHOWED UP, THE ONE I BANGED!
THE RADIKULS WERE LIKE “WE THOUGHT YOU DIED.”
SHE SAID, “NO, I WAS MERELY BANGED.”
THE RADIKULS SAID, “YOU DIDN’T GET MOO GOO PAI.”
THE BARBI TWIN WAS LIKE “I KNOW, IM SORRY.”
THEN ONE OF THE RADIKULS SAID “DON’T WORRY, HES IN MY BELLY.”
THEY LAUGHED.
THEN THE BARBI TWIN SAID, “HEY I KNOW WHERE LUIS IS.”
THE RADIKULS WERE LIKE “WHERE?”
THE BARBI TWIN SAID “HEAVEN.”
CHAPTER 3: UH OH
THE RADIKULS WERE LIKE “HEAVEN?”
SHE SAID “YAH, SINCE HE’S GOD, THAT’S WHERE HE WOULD BE.”
THE RADIKULS LOOKED UP, THEN FLEW UP WARDS TOWARDS HEAVEN. THEY STARTED TO EAT THEIR WAY THROUGH THE CLOUDS SLOWLY, JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!
SOME RADIKULS STAYED BEHIND TO MULTIPLY MORE.
WHILE I WAS IN HEAVEN, THE NOT VIRGIN ANYMORE MARY TOLD ME OF THE COMING RADIKULS. I WAS LIKE “HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE?”
SHE SAID “12 HOURS.”
I WAS LIKE “THAT’S JUST LIKE THE MATRIX.”
THEN I NOTICED THAT JOHN THE BAPTIST WASN’T AROUND. I WAS LIKE “WHERE DID HE GO?”
MARY SAID, “HES TRAPPED IN A TRAIN STATION, DUDE. AND THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHERE HE IS, IS A NIGHTCLUB OWNER.”
I WAS LIKE “WOW THAT’S JUST LIKE THE MATRIX, MAN!”
SO I LEFT TO GO TO THE NIGHTCLUB, WHICH WAS CALLED WEENIES.
CHAPTER 4: THE CLUB
SO I WENT TO THE CLUB. I WENT UP TO THE DOOR, BUT THREE BOUNCERS WERE IN THE WAY. THEY WERE BIG, WITH RED HAIR. THEIR NAMES WERE JIM, JAMES, AND JIMMY.
THEY SAID TO ME “ARE YOU ON THE LIST?’
I WAS LIKE “NOW I AM MOTHER TRUCKER.” AND WITH THAT I PUNCHED JIM IN THE FACE. JAMES AND JIMMY ATTACKED ME, SLAMMING ME INTO A WALL. THEN THEY PULLED OUT UZIS AND JUMPED ONTO THE CEILING, SHOOTING AT ME, JUST LIKE THE MATRIX!
AS I CROUCHED BEHIND A WALL, THE BULLETS DESTROYING THE WALL, THEINGS SEEMED GRIM.
(not) THE END………..