NickRocks
11-13-2003, 05:45 AM
this is the sequel to moo goo pai. i hope you enjoy, because i sure did!
this one was in production for three years
MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
:WE’RE BACK
BOOK ONE:WHEN PEOPLE LOSE THEIR MINDS
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.
CHAPTER 1:ALIVE
I AM GOD. EVER SINCE I KILLED THE LAST GOD. I AM ALSO A KUNG FU MASTER. MY NAME IS LUIS. THIS IS MY SEQUEL.
I WAS CHILLING WITH MY HOMEDOGS IN HEAVEN, THE PLACE TO BE. WHEN ALLA A SUDDEN THE DEVILS SON SHOWED UP. NOW, ME AND THE OLD DEVIL WERE TIGHT, BUT HIS SON WAS A LITTLE BITCH, AND BLAMED ME FOR HIS FATHER GETTING SHOT BY THE POPE.
I WAS ALL LIKE “I DIDN’T GET HIM KILLED YO.”
THE DEVILS SON WAS ALL LIKE “I AINT HEARIN THAT” AND JUNK. SO I CRACKED HIM ONE ACROSS THE FACE. THAT MADE HIM PRETTY UPSET, SO HE STARTED THROWING FIRE AT ME. BUT I PULLED OUT A LIGHTNING BOLT, AND THREW IT THROUGH HIS LEFT EYE. BLOOD SPEWED EVERYWHERE. HE WAS DEAD.
CHAPTER 2:ATTACK OF THE DEMON NINJAS
ME AND THE NOT-VIRGIN-ANYMORE-MARY STARED AT THE DEAD BODY OF THE DEVILS SON.
“WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH HIS BODY?” MARY ASKED.
“AH, SHOVE IT UP YER ASS, TOOTS” I SAID. SO SHE DID. THEN I WENT TO EARTH IN ALL MY GODLY GLORY TO SEE WHAT WAS UP WITH THE DEVILS SON CRASHIN MY PARTY. I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE WHAT I SAW.
WHILE I WAS CHILLIN IN HEAVEN, A HUGE ARMY OF DEMON NINJAS TOOK OVER THE PLANET EARTH. THEY KILLED THE PRESIDENT OF BOTSWANA, THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD, AND FROM THERE CREATED THEIR EVIL EMPIRE. I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT. THEY EVEN CAPTURED MY OLD MENTOR, MOO GOO PAI, AND WERE CURRENTLY HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE IN AN UNDERGROUND BASEMENT IN THE WASTELAND OF WYOMING, WHERE NO ONE EVER HAS, EVER DOES, OR EVER WILL LIVE.
I SET OFF TO SAVE MY MENTOR.
CHAPTER 3:THE JOURNEY
I FLEW TOWARDS WYOMING. I LANDED IN THEIR CAPITAL CITY, WHICH NO ONE KNOWS THE NAME OF. I LOOKED AROUND, SEEING NO ONE IN SIGHT. I WAS LIKE “WOW THIS PLACE IS DEAD.”
THEN 10,000,000 DEMON NINJAS CAME UP OUT OF THE GROUND AND GRABBED MY LEG. I WAS LIKE “ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IVE KILLED 300,000,000 NINJAS AT A TIME. THIS IS A JOKE!”
I PUNCHED THEM WITH MY LEFT PINKY, AND MY GODLY POWER DESTROYED THEM ALL. I WAS LIKE “I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TRY.”
THEN I SAW THE HOUSE THAT LED TO THE UNDERGROUND BASEMENT WHERE MY MASTER WAS BEING HELD. I RAISED MY HAND, AND THE HOUSE BLEW AWAY, LEAVING THE BASEMENT WIDE OPEN.
I WALKED DOWN THE STAIRS INTO THE DARK RECESSES OF THE BASEMENT, PREPARING FOR WHATEVER EVIL WAS TO BE BESTOWED UPON ME.
< INSERT DRAMATIC MUSIC HERE >
CHAPTER 4: IN THE BASEMENT WHERE THE JELLY LIES
I SAW MOO GOO PAI TIED TO A CHAIR, ALL BEAT UP AND JUNK.
I WAS LIKE “MASTER! ARE YOU OKAY?”
HE LOOKED AT ME THROUGH HIS BLOODY EYES AND SAID “SAVE YOURSELF, IT’S A TRAP!”
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, 50,000,000,000 DEMON NINJAS CAME THROUGH THE WALLS AND SURROUNDED US! I LOOKED AROUND THE CRAMPED BASEMENT AT THE FACES OF MY ENEMIES.
ONE NINJA ATTACKED ME BUT I BIT HIM IN THE HEAD AND HE DIED. WHEN HE DIED, THAT MADE ALL THE REST OF THE NINJAS ATTACK ME ALL AT ONCE. PUT I GRABBED A POLE THAT HAPPENED TO BE LYING ON THE FLOOR, AND DID THAT THING THAT NEO DID IN MATRIX RELOADED WHERE HE RAN AROUND IN A CIRCLE KICKING EVERYONE. BUT THAT ONLY KILLED 20,000,000 NINJAS. THERE WERE STILL MORE COMING. SO THEN I REALIZED, HEY THESE GUYS ARE DEMONS! SO I TURNED ON THE LIGHT, AND THEY ALL VAPORIZED.
BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW THE WAR HAD ONLY BEGUN…..
TO BE CONTINUED IN MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS BOOK 2: DEMONIC SPIRITS
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.
this one was in production for three years
MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS
:WE’RE BACK
BOOK ONE:WHEN PEOPLE LOSE THEIR MINDS
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.
CHAPTER 1:ALIVE
I AM GOD. EVER SINCE I KILLED THE LAST GOD. I AM ALSO A KUNG FU MASTER. MY NAME IS LUIS. THIS IS MY SEQUEL.
I WAS CHILLING WITH MY HOMEDOGS IN HEAVEN, THE PLACE TO BE. WHEN ALLA A SUDDEN THE DEVILS SON SHOWED UP. NOW, ME AND THE OLD DEVIL WERE TIGHT, BUT HIS SON WAS A LITTLE BITCH, AND BLAMED ME FOR HIS FATHER GETTING SHOT BY THE POPE.
I WAS ALL LIKE “I DIDN’T GET HIM KILLED YO.”
THE DEVILS SON WAS ALL LIKE “I AINT HEARIN THAT” AND JUNK. SO I CRACKED HIM ONE ACROSS THE FACE. THAT MADE HIM PRETTY UPSET, SO HE STARTED THROWING FIRE AT ME. BUT I PULLED OUT A LIGHTNING BOLT, AND THREW IT THROUGH HIS LEFT EYE. BLOOD SPEWED EVERYWHERE. HE WAS DEAD.
CHAPTER 2:ATTACK OF THE DEMON NINJAS
ME AND THE NOT-VIRGIN-ANYMORE-MARY STARED AT THE DEAD BODY OF THE DEVILS SON.
“WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH HIS BODY?” MARY ASKED.
“AH, SHOVE IT UP YER ASS, TOOTS” I SAID. SO SHE DID. THEN I WENT TO EARTH IN ALL MY GODLY GLORY TO SEE WHAT WAS UP WITH THE DEVILS SON CRASHIN MY PARTY. I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE WHAT I SAW.
WHILE I WAS CHILLIN IN HEAVEN, A HUGE ARMY OF DEMON NINJAS TOOK OVER THE PLANET EARTH. THEY KILLED THE PRESIDENT OF BOTSWANA, THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD, AND FROM THERE CREATED THEIR EVIL EMPIRE. I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT. THEY EVEN CAPTURED MY OLD MENTOR, MOO GOO PAI, AND WERE CURRENTLY HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE IN AN UNDERGROUND BASEMENT IN THE WASTELAND OF WYOMING, WHERE NO ONE EVER HAS, EVER DOES, OR EVER WILL LIVE.
I SET OFF TO SAVE MY MENTOR.
CHAPTER 3:THE JOURNEY
I FLEW TOWARDS WYOMING. I LANDED IN THEIR CAPITAL CITY, WHICH NO ONE KNOWS THE NAME OF. I LOOKED AROUND, SEEING NO ONE IN SIGHT. I WAS LIKE “WOW THIS PLACE IS DEAD.”
THEN 10,000,000 DEMON NINJAS CAME UP OUT OF THE GROUND AND GRABBED MY LEG. I WAS LIKE “ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IVE KILLED 300,000,000 NINJAS AT A TIME. THIS IS A JOKE!”
I PUNCHED THEM WITH MY LEFT PINKY, AND MY GODLY POWER DESTROYED THEM ALL. I WAS LIKE “I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TRY.”
THEN I SAW THE HOUSE THAT LED TO THE UNDERGROUND BASEMENT WHERE MY MASTER WAS BEING HELD. I RAISED MY HAND, AND THE HOUSE BLEW AWAY, LEAVING THE BASEMENT WIDE OPEN.
I WALKED DOWN THE STAIRS INTO THE DARK RECESSES OF THE BASEMENT, PREPARING FOR WHATEVER EVIL WAS TO BE BESTOWED UPON ME.
< INSERT DRAMATIC MUSIC HERE >
CHAPTER 4: IN THE BASEMENT WHERE THE JELLY LIES
I SAW MOO GOO PAI TIED TO A CHAIR, ALL BEAT UP AND JUNK.
I WAS LIKE “MASTER! ARE YOU OKAY?”
HE LOOKED AT ME THROUGH HIS BLOODY EYES AND SAID “SAVE YOURSELF, IT’S A TRAP!”
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, 50,000,000,000 DEMON NINJAS CAME THROUGH THE WALLS AND SURROUNDED US! I LOOKED AROUND THE CRAMPED BASEMENT AT THE FACES OF MY ENEMIES.
ONE NINJA ATTACKED ME BUT I BIT HIM IN THE HEAD AND HE DIED. WHEN HE DIED, THAT MADE ALL THE REST OF THE NINJAS ATTACK ME ALL AT ONCE. PUT I GRABBED A POLE THAT HAPPENED TO BE LYING ON THE FLOOR, AND DID THAT THING THAT NEO DID IN MATRIX RELOADED WHERE HE RAN AROUND IN A CIRCLE KICKING EVERYONE. BUT THAT ONLY KILLED 20,000,000 NINJAS. THERE WERE STILL MORE COMING. SO THEN I REALIZED, HEY THESE GUYS ARE DEMONS! SO I TURNED ON THE LIGHT, AND THEY ALL VAPORIZED.
BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW THE WAR HAD ONLY BEGUN…..
TO BE CONTINUED IN MOO GOO PAI AND THE DEMONIC SPIRITS BOOK 2: DEMONIC SPIRITS
THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. EVER.