most embarrassing moment

[harmonix]

One of my old high school buddies came to visit me this week. It was awesome cause I don’t see many of the old gang since I moved to the states.

Anyways, my wife asked him what was the stupidest thing I ever did back then. I have a rep of being the guy that never gets embarrassed, so I was curious of what he was going to say, and he brought up this story I had totally forgotten about.

When I was 16 me and the boys we hanging out at a local burger joint, goofing off and cracking jokes. One of the guys made some joke (I can’t even remember what it was) that made me laugh so hard I farted. Well I though I farted. After a few minutes I realized that that while drilling for gas I hit oil (if you know what I mean). Of course no one else could tell, and we were all still laughing about something stupid so I gracefully excused myself and made a b-line for the restroom. It was one of those small restrooms that you can lock the door behind you.

I checked below to find that, not only had I hit oil, I hit a gusher. It was a total mess down there. This is where I lost all logical reason. I took off my pants and underwear and decided that I had to get rid of the evidence and free fall it for the rest of the night. To this day I don’t know why I choose the toilet. I guess the garbage was full or something but I decided to flush my stank underwear down the toilet along with the rest of the stuff that came out of me. I should state at this time that I don’t drink, so this was a totally sober decision.

You guessed it. Within seconds the restroom was flooding over. There was nothing I could do but wipe and run out of the restroom. I still tried to keep my cool, but there was crap on the floor and water gushing out the door. As I came out the manager saw the mess and ran in and started yelling that I had stuck something in the toilet. My friends all came over while the manager grabbed me asking me what happened. All I could say was “I flushed my underwear.” My buddies when into hysterics.

I suppose I repressed this story, but now that my wife knows it she makes fun of me when I’m on the pot by asking me if I need toilet paper or just some more undies.

Can anyone beat that?

[xadrian]

holy sh!t, that's a winner alright.

That happened to me in mexico, similarly. I had the Revenge and didn't quite get back to the hotel room in time. Spent a good few hours over the sink and bathtub removing evidence.

More humiliating socially I guess: I was taking an elevator down to the 7th floor for a smoke break with my brother and there was a female co-worker on with us. She was recently engaged but I forgot when. My brother starts asking about her wedding plans, etc. I wanted to ask, "So how long have you been engaged," OR "How long have you been doing the whole wedding planning thing."

What came out was.

"So how long ya been doin' it?"

My brother was talking over me at the time, but she still heard me and they both stopped, her with her mouth just hanging open and him going "Did you just ask how long she's been doin' it?"

Needless to say we got out of the elevator and the doors closed too fast for me to explain myself, the whole time he's bent in half he's laughing so hard.

TV rots your brains kids, take it from me.

[Chris Piers]

I'm actually chuckling out loud at those stories. That's gold.

I can't for the life of me think of something like that that's happened to me. I'll keep thinking.

[Steampunk]

oh man, that was great!!

i'm sure similar things have happened to a lot of people (as evidenced by the thread on the IHMC board, myself included)...but the flushing/flooding really made the story! that was great

thank you...i was laughing out loud...thank you thank you thank you :)

[Chris Piers]

Randy, tell your story about being pelted with eggs by lesbians.

[harmonix]

Randy, what part of Canada are you from. I was born and raised in Winnipeg…which explains why I now live in the States.

I do miss the mother land!

[Steampunk]

Originally posted by harmonix
Randy, what part of Canada are you from.
vancouver, bc :D

anyhoo, the lesbian egging isn't so much embarassing, but it's rather entertaining (i was going to copy/paste the post from my website, but i guess a lot of it isn't relevant)

long story short: i was partying it up at friend A's place on campus, when friend B and i decided to go get some pizza...on our way, we walk past these two girls making out, and friend B says (quite loudly) "were those lesbians?"

on our way back, they're still there, and as we walk by, a third (rather butch) party jumps out of some bushes chucking eggs at us...i get hit once, but it barely breaks, but buddy gets nailed twice (the shell even cut his arm) and is covered in eggs hehe...as we run away, he turns back, whips the last half of his pizza (which he aquired for free...bastard) at them yelling "i got egged by lesbian whores"

we return to friend A's place, telling the story, and his roommate decides we'll go get even...i don't want any part of this, but i come along...eggs were thrown, but we don't know where from since the "lesbians" weren't at their original sidewalk...meh

strange things like this happen to friend B ;)

[Killer_gym_sox]

hey peeps. I was just reading the thread posted about "dont you hate it when" and i thought of a good topic. What is the MOST embarrassing time you have ever had.. I told one of mine and so did red7ine.. its only fair that the rest of you join in on the fun. Have you done anything that to this day you shake your head about? come on.. gotta be somethin ;dvl;

[Y2Jenn]

*laughs*
Oh man... would have to be when I was in junior high. I had to pee really really bad so I took off running outta the classroom and finally got to the bathroom only to find that the stall I had chosen didn't have any toilet paper...

... damn it all! :mad:

So I sat there for a min hoping that someone would walk in and I could say "Hey, gimme some TP!" but after a few minutes no one did. So I got up and opened the stall door, peeked out... coast is clear and shimmied my way out into the open with my pants around my knees... and I shit you not, someone walked in at that exact moment.

I'm standing there... with my pants down with quite possibly the look of complete terror upon my 11 year old face as a girl that was a couple of grades above me stared at me like I was a bug that had to be immediately squashed. To makes matters worse I had to see this girl for the rest of the year everyday cuz she picked up the attendence. Thank god she had a heart and didn't tell all her popular friends about being flashed by a lower classman.

I've never been quite the same about public restrooms since then.

[Killer_gym_sox]

ouch... im just gonna copy and paste what i wrote happened to me once..

okay here it is: When i was in 7th grade i was in gym class.. I forgot exactly what type of game we played but i remember at the end of class my teacher, mr. kemp, told us that we had to do some sit ups before we hit the locker room. Okay so he told us to pair up with one other person and knowing me.. i was picked last. But i was with a girl.. a girl who was friends with a lot of good looking chicks at the time.. Anyways i wasnt feeling well and she held my ankles. I was like "oh my gosh this cant be happening.." I had to hold it in! It was a blistering force that was caused by the lunch burritos that day. The teacher blew his whistle and before i could do one crunch.. BRRRRAAAAANNKKK!!! blew one right in the chicks face! She turned her head and gave an embarrassed type of smile.. it turned BEAT red.. i mean REEEEDDD!!! And then from behind her comes Juan Gernandez saying "Anthony farrrrted on a girrrrlll (in the rolling of the "r" way)

oh boy im scarred from that.. sure i laugh but seriously its hard to get over. I bet that day the chicks all talked about how i farted on her face... Im branded as well..

[atom_basher]

LOL@ JENN

[cabralsoth]

OMG .....those were pretty damn funny and embarassing... i dont think i have anything that hillarious...i remember when i worked at winndixie there was this hot girl that used to come in there all the time and i used to look at her and smile and say hello and she did likewise, anyhow this one day she was in there and i was walking into the backroom , i saw her and smiled and she smiled back and wouldnt you know it there was a pole that is crotch high right in my path, needless to say not watching where im going i barreled into it crushing my nuts and she got to watch the whole thing from about 10 feet away.... slowly i crawled into the backroom to finish recovering... she still came in and we continued to flirt with eachother but it was pretty darn embarasing when it happened ...

[cabralsoth]

another time when i lived in new york, i was running around the corner to the bodega (convenience store) and as i was coming around the corner there were these 2 hotchicks walking my way... somehow watching them i lost all sense of equilibrium and managed to do some weird runing roll flip on to my back then back up to my feet and managed to continue running... to this day i dopnt know how i managed not to hurt myself nor how i got back to feet in such a fluid motion that it almost seemed to be planned ... but again watching them they were like WTF? hahaha

[Ian Miller]

I remember one Friday in 9th grade, I went out to lunch. Unfortunately, I failed to properly budget my time, and I came back to school about 5 minutes late. I had global studies class that period, and the teacher hated kids being late. Worse than that, we had a test to take! So I sat down and began taking the test, the teacher already pissed at me, when about 10 minutes later, the greasy pizza I had for lunch caught up with me, and I felt the urge to fart. Holding it in, I felt incredibly dizzy, so I thought I'd let it out slowly and carefully so as not to make any noise. Bad move! I let it out, but it all came out at once! The humongous fart was heard all around the room, and everybody there knew it was me. I was smart, though. I looked to my friend sitting next to me, and said, "MARCO!!!!! How could you?!" But they all knew it was me, so I was ashamed for the rest of the day. I also farted in English class the year before, and ever since that day, there's this kid from that class who, everytime he sees me, says, "Hey, remember that time you farted in English class?"

[danimation2001]

I'm pretty sure that somethnig bad happened to me, but it was so bad that I blocked it out of my memory... so unfortunately I can't remember it....

[cabralsoth]

actually come to think of it almost all my embarrasing moments where of me getting injured while checking out girls...im so lame

[Chris Piers]

One time I was singing "Like a bridge over troubled water" in the shower and I couldn't hit the high notes. Man, my cat was there and he heard the whole thing.

Embarrassment City!

[Carter]

This one time, at band camp...

--Carter--

[Akira X]

I think I stopped getting embarrassed after elementary school. All my embarrassing stories would sound like "one time me and this girl were running around the playground asking the other kids questions about what kind of genitalia they had, except we used classroom euphamisms suce as 'pencil' and 'pencil sharpener', then the teacher found out and asked us if we wanted our parents to find out and we said no and stopped" or "one time when the kids in class were looking at my drawings one decided to play smartass and said that i traced them and instead of saying something like "oh, you mean you spy through my windows?" i blurted out "YOU SPY!"

[Killer_gym_sox]

well i have a story about a friend of mine. Its nothing to do with bodily functions but im sure hes scarred from it.. Anyways back in junior high we had to do the swimming unit. so we walk out to the pool and there are actually 2 pools... theres a big pool for swimming in and a baby pool for well.. babies! And my friend being a 310 boy in 7th grade had never learned to swim. This was when mr kemp was still my teacher. We get into the pool but my friend thomas couldnt get in the big pool... because he couldnt swim.. so the teacher had him lay in the baby pool and hang on to the edge has he kicked his legs.. then after gym class we went into the locker room to change.. The kids at that age being really immature freaked out and started yelling and screaming when he pulled his pants down.. i think it really hurt his feelings.. but i couldnt help but laugh at the time.

for me another time i was playing basketball in junior high with a couple of friends. A couple girls walk upto me and ask "are you anthony?" I was like trying to show off so i ran up and i tried to shoot a hoop and i missed of course. Then they came up again and said is this you? And they pointed to me in a picture of my english class. But i had my finger up my nose.. I think i remember that actually.. we had taken a pic in our class that day and thinking it would be funny I acted like i was picking my nose but to the ladies that viewed it... i was.. Man.. I havent talked to those girls since. Course now id prolly be like step back bitch... if i said anything at all

[Digital Klown]

I remember one time in elementary school I was talking to my friends when I noticed some girl bullying my little sister, who is one grade below me. So I went over to straighten things out. I started telling the bully off when all of a sudden she pushed me and I flew about two meters into a pile of student's backpacks. As if that's embarassing enough, the girl came over and proceeded beating me up while my friends were watching then stopped when a teacher came along. Now being the gentleman that I am, I never hit the girl back.. besides her punches didn't hurt. Same explanation I gave my friends when they asked me why I let a "little" girl hit me like that.

Man, I feel like I'm in group therapy now or something... but I'm glad to get that off my chest.

[Killer_gym_sox]

heh. Ya life can be embarrassing but the thing thats cool about everyone telling these stories (at least for me)... its obvious that we all have something really embarrassing we go through. So i dont feel alone! :D

hey vinnlander or robin i wanna hear from you guys ;dvl;

[Ian Miller]

I remember once last year, I had to give a presentation in English class, the first class of the day, about some book we were reading. The teacher was really nice and didn't mind sillyness, so one of my friends yelled out, "Hey! You've got a little schtick on your shirt there" right as I was speaking. I looked down, and I saw a long, white streak on my black shirt. I know what he must have been thinking, but I looked at it and it turns out that it was toothpaste. Embarrassing nontheless! Luckily I had a jacket to wear, so no one else saw it except for those people in my class.

Also, I remember, when I was in 8th grade, I spent almost a whole year getting picked on by 6th and 7th graders. One day after school, I got my ass handed to me by this scrawny little 6th grader in front of, like, half the school.

[...o...k....]

In the 4th grade, I got really into model making. On my third model, I decided to use superglue because I got tired of seeing my models break so easily. I didn't know superglue dried so fast. I have a habit of resting my left hand on my left cheek and curl the hair on the back of my head with my index finger whenever I think or get nervous. You guys can probably guessed where this is heading. I guess a little bit of superglue rubbed off on my hand.

My family sent off a home video of me screaming, turning in circles, and having my left hand stuck on my face to American's Funniest Home Videos. It didn't even get aired.

[Ian Miller]

Originally posted by ...o...k....
My family sent off a home video of me screaming, turning in circles, and having my left hand stuck on my face to American's Funniest Home Videos.

What horrible people!

[Killer_gym_sox]

i wonder how many tapes they receive tho..

[alric]

Originally posted by Killer_gym_sox
And then from behind her comes Juan Gernandez saying "Anthony farrrrted on a girrrrlll (in the rolling of the "r" way)


I believed you up until this point,unless Juan Gernandez is russian.

[Killer_gym_sox]

uhhh no? Hes hispanic. I dunno if i spelled his last name correctly but juan likes to roll his r's when he is making fun of me.. well he used to... wait?! but i dont see why you wouldnt believe me because of that.. but whatever. Anyways do YOU have any good stories? Come on were all bonding here :D

[red7ine]

there's been a few times here recently that I've been embarrassed to be a member of this forum....




this is one of those times

[Killer_gym_sox]

haha

[kuje]

I got beat up by a cross-eyed kid who was a year or two older than me when I was in 4th grade.

[DEVin]

Nothing that embarrasing ever really happened to me.

But I used to put all these mean ****ers in check in public, so they were embarrased. That's it really.

Oh yeah, I was nominated for Valentine's King last febuary, and the girl I had to escort and dance with, was one of the hottest girls in school, and she had highheels on and was slightly taller than me. That and I lost. That's it really.