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Devilman
10-09-2002, 02:26 PM
pictures of naked people, cause i'm always afraid my mom will find them and think i'm either

1.) gay, (but who's to say that I'm not. I mean, i DO love myself and all. I don't know how hetero that could be)

or 2.) a perv who can't get any, (which i also guess is true as my 13 gigs of net porn would prove.)


damn, I don't see what's holding me back then.
Bruce
10-09-2002, 02:30 PM
:rolleyes:
BenitoCereno
10-09-2002, 02:30 PM
Do you ruminate about these things out loud as well?
Beastie
10-09-2002, 02:31 PM
You're scared to draw naked people?

Why draw them then?

Give them nice little underwear sets and make do with that.

Then your mom will just think you're into co-ordinated underwear design.
MC Fumunda
10-09-2002, 03:23 PM
i've drawn plenty of naked people. well...mostly in figure drawing classes....but still.

nuthin to be ashamed of.

...unless you're drawing yourself naked with a greatly exagerated and enhanced falice.
Paul M.
10-09-2002, 03:55 PM
...unless you're drawing yourself naked with a greatly exagerated and enhanced falice.

Quickly rips up paper in front of him.

Oh...That? That was nothing..:rolleyes:
in4pain
10-09-2002, 05:42 PM
:eek:
um don't look at naked people you'll go blind!
Rey de las Cabras
10-09-2002, 06:59 PM
well ummmmm...yeah
Kingsley
10-09-2002, 07:00 PM
arent you like forty?
Awesome B. Rockinsocks
10-09-2002, 09:20 PM
get over yourself, its perfectly healthy to draw naked people, i've been drawing them since I was nine-and my mother and grandmother encouraged me to do it-I mean, when people think art, they usually think naked-its natural
Steampunk
10-09-2002, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by tweeter
when people think art, they usually think naked-its natural

and when i think of tweeter, i think naked too...that's natural, right? :rolleyes:
Awesome B. Rockinsocks
10-09-2002, 10:27 PM
oooh-you nasty boy



won't anyone come to defend my honor?
Paul M.
10-09-2002, 10:49 PM
won't anyone come to defend my honor?

Looks other direction.
Mike
10-09-2002, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Devilman
2.) a perv who can't get any, (which i also guess is true as my 13 gigs of net porn would prove.)

That's a lot of porn.
Kaligula
10-09-2002, 11:33 PM
John, I've been drawing your mother naked for a while now. Trust me, she has no problem with it.
BenitoCereno
10-09-2002, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Kaligula
John, I've been drawing your mother naked for a while now.

It doesn't bother her that you're naked when you draw her?

Also, wouldn't the pencil shavings and eraser crumbs be itchy?
Devilman
10-10-2002, 12:59 AM
and the winner is...

Originally posted by BenitoCereno


It doesn't bother her that you're naked when you draw her?

Also, wouldn't the pencil shavings and eraser crumbs be itchy?



I'm serious though, my mom's been a little wierd since she found god.
MC Fumunda
10-10-2002, 01:30 AM
where the hell was he? this is big news! i didn't even see it on entertainment tonite.
Pep
10-10-2002, 05:28 AM
tell her god is probably naked too - no big difference.
Y2Jenn
10-10-2002, 10:58 AM
....

I had to draw some nakey peeps in college. its pretty cool because you get to see different forms of the human body. My ma thought that was neat when she saw my portfolio. I'd be more worried about the younger siblings findin nakey pics and trying to sell them at thier schools. Damn kids...

Really... do shuddup. :rolleyes:
Debs
10-10-2002, 07:56 PM
I get to draw nekkid people again next week... Naked Fifty-year-old Dick is returning, and brand new Naked Seventy-year-old Ralph is making his first appearance...

*shudder and squeal*
Y2Jenn
10-11-2002, 09:29 AM
Luckily enough, the scary 50+ yr old man that we had to draw was told to keep his clothes on. I think his name was Ralph or something "inhumane to name your child" like that. The creepy thing about this guy was he'd pick a girl from my class... there was two or three of us I think... and lock eyes with her. We all kept our heads down when he was on display. The nakey man we got to draw was pretty young but.... Heh... he was without. I drew a leaf on him. Good class though. I'm much better at anatomy now because of it.
Devilman
10-11-2002, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by MC Fumunda
where the hell was he? this is big news! i didn't even see it on entertainment tonite.


Appearently, you'd have to ask a Christian to find that out. They seem to think they know.




As for the whole 70 year old + nude models you girls are getting, I seriously asked a teacher if she would allow me to come in and pose. The money was good and all, but she stuck with the old fogies. Oh well, my loss.
Y2Jenn
10-11-2002, 10:47 PM
*blinks at John* How is it you always say things that irritate the living hell outta me? LOL You'd be the kinda model that my class would make fun of. ;)
nate lovett
10-11-2002, 10:54 PM
the only nude models i ever got were approx. 300lbs and balding. this goes for both male and female. it sucked.
Logan
10-11-2002, 11:26 PM
most of the models at scad are funny. one guy had a mullet, but worked out to overcompensate for it and his nasty wrinkled weiner. some other lady was about 400 lbs, and was actually fun to draw. the worst models are the so-called punk ones that are really just to lazy and skanky to think of being original. You non-conformists are all alike.

This one time though, i got this really cute asian model who was in her twenties. she was a real hottie, and got real red in the face when i licked my pencil provacativly in class.;bat;
nate lovett
10-11-2002, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Logan

This one time though, i got this really cute asian model who was in her twenties. she was a real hottie, and got real red in the face when i licked my pencil provacativly in class.;bat;

dude you suck.....;P
Devilman
10-12-2002, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by Y2Jenn
*blinks at John* How is it you always say things that irritate the living hell outta me? LOL You'd be the kinda model that my class would make fun of. ;)

I'm honored.



Hey Logan, You go to SCAD? Do you know Hunter and Chris Curra? If you do, walk up to them and belt either/and or both of them in the face and tell them it came from John Montgomery. They'll love you for it.
Logan
10-12-2002, 12:27 PM
dude, i know about three guys named hunter. when we were kids hippie sluts went crazy for that name. i also know a shitload of people named chris. i don't usually bother remmebering last names though. If i meet em i'd be glad to knock a tooth or three out of their girly mouths for ya. peace out ;bat;
Steampunk
10-12-2002, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by Debs
Fifty-year-old Dick
too funny :D

nude drawing classes are cool, though there's this one model, joel, who does the whole eye locking thing too...and he's locked eyes with me :O ....i actually saw him on the bus once, that was awkward, i tried not to make eye contact :P