Remember that time...

[Bruce Lee]

Remember that time when you were little...and your uncle asked you to sit on his lap? And how it made you feel uncomfortable, and you popped him in the nose with a poker from the fireplace? And how much blood there was splattered all over your aunt's newly waxed, living room floor? Well...PEPPERIDGE FARM remembers!

Loston
http://www.lostonwallace.com

[DeForgeo]

Uhh. . . What?

[JeremyW]

I actually can't remember that. It must have been too tramatic and I bloked it out.

[Joel Harris]

I'll have what Loston's having.


God, I love these boards at moments like this.

[Morganza]

I remember working on Pepperidge Farms, every harvest season we would be dragged from our "living quarters" and beaten sensless while they played the Disney music "It's a small world after all..." on the Farms intercom system. Those of us who could still walk had to take the unconscience ones to the "Cookie Barn" where they were dumped into the batter mix, this little ritual was called the "Cookie Dough Miracle!".

Oh i remember...



Pepperidge Farm cookies.....it's PEOPLE!!!

[Ra Havok]

Are you on dope?

[Hazard]

Originally posted by Ra Havok
Are you on dope?
LOL! that's just what i was thinking

[Morganza]

Originally posted by Ra Havok
Are you on dope?

Worst comeback ever...

[TheFightingFoetus]

I'm just glad that Pepperidge Farm stopped selling those "Cheddar Pirhanna". Remember all those kids who'd put their hands into the bag, only to pull out a bloody stump?

Ah, back in the good ol' days where kids played with broken glass, and trists with farm animals wasn't a taboo.

[Bruce Lee]

Originally posted by Joel Harris
I'll have what Loston's having.


Right now I'm at 49 hours without any sleep. When that happens, I suppose I can get a little warped. I have to get back to work now, and I'm without caffeine to pull me through. Another hour and I get a chance at sleep.:)

Loston
http://www.lostonwallace.com

[Y2Jenn]

I'm completely confused by this thread.... :confused:

I think the ends of hotdogs look like cat butts. Does that count?

[Pep]

Allting har en ände, men korven den har två!

Everything has an end, but the sausage has two!

[Morganza]

Fuzzy Memories...

Remember back in the early 80's when people thought the "Space babies" were going to destroy the Earth, and how it caused total Choas and mass hysteria all over the world, until a nine year old girl pointed out "Those are not Space Babies, they are birdies!".

...it turns out the space babies were just pigeons, but are we still safe?

[crazyjedichicken]

remember that time we all went to australia and got a koala bear put in a dress and called it shirley?man he got so pissed of he torn my knee caps of and made me eat toffe..good times good times

[TheFightingFoetus]

...and then there was that giant explosion in the cave, and Princess Diana lept out of the smoke, holding the little boy from the well, forcing the Ayatola into hiding, and Salmon Rushdie's being elected leader of Iran!

Those were the days!