PJ Pencilling Challenge #2 - Oh Baby

[Dr. Null]

Dr. Null is both amused and saddened by your utter failure in the erste challenge (http://www.penciljack.com/forum/showthread.php?107860-PJ-Pencilling-Challenge-1-Hot-Coffee). But Dr. Null will give you another chance.

Because Dr. Null is nice guy? WaHAH! Nein. Because Dr. Null uses a custom built invention to harvest your fear, rage, shame and other negative Emotionen to power his latest creation? Perhaps. Perhaps ...

But enough of this. Behold the newest challenge!

Draw a smiling human infant, wearing only a diaper and sitting upright on a blanket spread on the floor, playing with an age-appropriate toy.

Dr. Null saw how much trouble you affen had with the previous challenge, so this time you may choose the Säugling's race and sex. You will still fail.

[scmarooney]

Well, I guess I am a glutton for punishment, so I'll let the Doc devour my effort on his second challenge:

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll311/smaroon69/DrNull2.jpg

Have at it, Doc, give me my lumps...

[brokenhill]

"Ich reibe mir die Zeichnung im Gesicht Dr. Null
Nice work Sean.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll194/brokenhhill/BABY.jpg

[HunterGreen]

Dang, Brokenhill beat me to it.
http://i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq183/seaofchemicals/dn1.jpg

I titled this one "EPIC FAIL". I tried to translate that to German, but
the translator kept returning the phrase "Null". Haha.

[ekotek]

DANG! Looks like everyone's got the same idea, Herr Doktor!
Was ist denn los? NICHTS!!
You never said what age the toy needed to be appropriate for!
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3230/babye.png

[Wo-Nellie]

The baby head is a real challenge to get right without it looking like some middle-aged freak in a diaper, (the heads probably need to be bigger and rounder with larger eyes) but you guys did ok; made me laugh.

[Chris Major]

DANG! Looks like everyone's got the same idea, Herr Doktor!
Was ist denn los? NICHTS!!
You never said what age the toy needed to be appropriate for!
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3230/babye.png

Baby Ahnold right there. I'll be back fhrom zhe woomb!

[ChrisMcJunkin]

No lie, I actually thought of drawing a baby with a gun as well when I first read the topic the other day. Looks like there's a number of us with the same warped sense of humor here.:)

[Dr. Null]

WaHAH! Look at all the clever little Gekritzel affen. Dr. Null is rolling in laughter* at the Kleinkinder with waffen and the snakes.

It appears you all had great fun rendering these grotesque midgets and their reptiles and armaments. Haben none of you seen a human baby? Haben none of you studied the differences in the facial structures of Kleinkinder and adults? And the body proportions?

Nein? That is why you all FAIL.

* Dr. Null is not actually rolling in the laughter. Dr. Null is unamused by the completely predictable misinterpretation of 'age appropriate' toys. Dr. Null recommends you komiker affen take the challenge seriously next time.

[jdmakescomics]

Here's one in your eye from UNCLE SAM, Null.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/literacysuks1/babby229.jpg

[Morganza]

You guys must love abuse, post more!

[Dr. Strange Fate]

http://i52.tinypic.com/zx7e6e.jpg

[Dr. Null]

Here's one in your eye from UNCLE SAM, Null.
Was? Why do you want to put this midget in Dr. Null's eye? And why is das Liliputaner wearing a diaper? Ach, at least you didn't vergeuden Dr. Null's zeit by drawing the tiny man holding a weapon.

[Dr. Null]

Dummheit

Dr. Null pities your poor eyesight. Dr. Null realizes the original assignment was only written in very large red letters, but heir, let Dr. Null help you:

Draw a smiling human infant, wearing only a diaper and sitting upright on a blanket spread on the floor, playing with an age-appropriate toy.

[Zippy]

Dr null is colorblind. Those letters are most definately orange.

The original are definately crimson... definately.

[Monstercola]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VFPpGgsBP58/TVISGv2caZI/AAAAAAAAAL4/1-_9Ksjj6Wk/s1600/Penciljack%2BKatelin.jpg
Here is mine. It is my daughter nine years ago.

http://www.monstercola.blogspot.com
http://www.monstercola.deviantart.com

[D.C.]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i290/teuthida/oh-baby.jpg

[JC Immortal]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i290/teuthida/oh-baby.jpg
Haha thats priceless! screw DR Null u win!

[Dr. Null]

Dr null is colorblind. Those letters are most definately orange.

The original are definately crimson... definately.

Dr. Null ist nicht farbenblind! Dr. Null changed the color in the re-post so you Ungeziefer would be more likely to comprehend the original challenge!

[Dr. Null]

Here is mine. It is my daughter nine years ago.

Unheiligen Tomaten! How did you genetically engineer a stone Wunderkind? Dr. Null must have this information jetzt! JETZT!

Rendering preference aside, Dr. Null is glücklich you had the ability to follow the instructions in the original challenge. Dr. Null shall not disintegrate you!

[Dr. Null]

Nettes kleines Kind Dr. Null

DR. NULL DEMANDS TO KNOW HOW YOU OBTAINED DR. NULL'S BABY FOTOS! Rechts in diesem Augenblick!

................

Dr. Null is calm now. Dr. Null will take your artwork as a sign of flattery and will not verwischen you into Wurst. Your challenge entry is impressive. Look at Dr. Null's innocent yet super-intelligent eyes ... Dr. Null's niedlichen kleinen baby toes ...

However.

It pains* Dr. Null to inform you that YOU FAIL nonetheless. Many of you Graphit Ratten thought to impress Dr. Null with gratuitously offensive interpretations of "age appropriate" toys. However, DR. NULL IS NOT AMUSED. Few of you could simply draw what was asked of you!

Willkommen zum Scheitern!

* Pleases

[Dr. Null]

You guys must love abuse, post more!
Tauchen Sie Ihre Zehen ins Wasser, Stiefmütterchen!

[Drunken Master]

Please post in english!
At least we can understand what we are being insulted with.
I think more people would join in if you dropped the German schtik,
Its getting old already.

[Dr. Null]

überheblich amerikanisch Wiesel! Warum gehst du nicht starten in der deutschen Beitrags? Nun zieht!

Sorry, heir, let Dr. Null help you. The translation is:

Dr. Null is sorry he offended you by posting in Dr. Null's mother tongue. English is Dr. Null's fourth language, and Dr. Null apologizes if umlauts and uchs harmed your feelings in any way. We can be friends now, ya?

NOW DRAW!

[thematrixiam]

Smiling Archaic Homo Sapien infant, wearing only a diaper, on a blanket, with age appropriate toy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/thematrixiam/baby008.jpg

*Note: Technically an Archaic Homo Sapien is a Human. But, I'm sure Dr. Null knew that.*

[Dr. Null]

Smiling Archaic Homo Sapien infant, wearing only a diaper, on a blanket, with age appropriate toy.

*Note: Technically an Archaic Homo Sapien is a Human. But, I'm sure Dr. Null knew that.*
Again with the human-alien hybrid? Dr. Null is not amused. How does this monstrosity even manage to sit up mit solchen an enormous noggin!??

[PTX40]

Done and done.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc129/Sol4688/penciljack/Null2.jpg

[friendofE]

okay, I'll take a crack at it.http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e183/friendofe/babeh.jpg

[thematrixiam]

friendofe... yours looks too young to actually be able to sit up. one of your feet loots like a stub with toes.

PTX40 yours has buggy eyes, the neck traps scalp gives it too much age.

both are well done

[PTX40]

PTX40 yours has buggy eyes, the neck traps scalp gives it too much age.



Argh. I NEVER get baby eyes right.

[Angelic.Blight]

http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag33/angelicblight/Babyonblanket_zpse4f460ab.jpg




Is it to late?... here is my entry. I'm at work and have a little time. I might go through again and darken the picture and and shading.

[Angelic.Blight]

http://i1297.photobucket.com/albums/ag33/angelicblight/d31ae27d-31ba-4b84-9cbc-00be74e91db0_zpsf30c9e95.jpg

shaded version, might have put more time in on it but I get bored easy so I just want to finish to move on to somthing else.